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Worst Premiership 11

Most of the stand out ones have already been mentioned. Here are A few I had the "pleasure" of watching at Boro;


Micheal Ricketts - this fool played for England prior to us spending £3.5m on him.
Lee Don Gook - Deary me.
Branco - World Cup winner. 70 odd Brazil caps. Woeful. Was unfit and over weight to be fair. His lasting contribution to Boro folklore will be his legendary half-time pep talk when he told his team-mates trailing 1-0: "Pass, pass, goal, goal, nightclub, lager, lager." Just about sums his time at Boro up!!!
Phil Whelan - Terrible terrible footballer. Apparently a teacher now. Hope he doesn't teach P.E. as he has no football knowledge to pass on.


Just remembered one that some of the Liverpool lads might remember as we were after him - Sean Dundee. Cack!
 
peterlav said:
A couple of nominations from Everton:

Steve Simonsen
Richard Wright

Mitch Ward
Tony Thomas
Per Kroldrup
Slaven Bilic
Craig Short

Claus Thomsen
Stefan Rehn
Ian Wilson
Gareth Farrelly

Ibrahima Bakayoko
John Spencer
Stuart Barlow

And the greatest of them all Brett Angel

Big thank you to a pissed up Howard Kendall (during his 3rd spell) and Walter Smith for making me endure these excuse of footballers

I'm sure there's a lot more I've missed!!!!
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Thought of a couple more:

Espen Baardsen
Marc Hottiger
Idan Tal
Carl Tiler
Danny Williamson
Ray Atteveld
Mark Pembridge
Simon Davies

Just found out something about Brett Angell, we signed him for £500K, he scored 1 goal in 20 games, then sold him to Sunderland for £600K!!!!!!!! Neville Southall once described him as "his first touch is so bad, his second is a tackle"
 
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Birchy said:
Massimo Taibi

Frank Sinclair (King of the OG)
Gary Caldwell (Captain)
Titus Bramble
Marcelino

Karel Poborsky
Bruno Cheyrou
Tomas Brolin

Mido
Steve Marlet
Ade Akinbiyi

I reckon LP's team would murder this one :D
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Steve Marlet was played out of position, the last game he played for us in his correct position he was brilliant, and then we sold him. He was far from the worst footballer Fulham have had in the Premier League.

I'll start you off with...

Simon Elliot
Matthew Briggs
Eddie Johnson
Ahmad Elrich


I could probably give you a whole team of players who were fortunate enough to call themselves Premier League footballers just from Fulham in the last 13 years.
 
Fromtherough said:
Most of the stand out ones have already been mentioned. Here are A few I had the "pleasure" of watching at Boro;


Micheal Ricketts - this fool played for England prior to us spending £3.5m on him.
Lee Don Gook - Deary me.
Branco - World Cup winner. 70 odd Brazil caps. Woeful. Was unfit and over weight to be fair. His lasting contribution to Boro folklore will be his legendary half-time pep talk when he told his team-mates trailing 1-0: "Pass, pass, goal, goal, nightclub, lager, lager." Just about sums his time at Boro up!!!
Phil Whelan - Terrible terrible footballer. Apparently a teacher now. Hope he doesn't teach P.E. as he has no football knowledge to pass on.


Just remembered one that some of the Liverpool lads might remember as we were after him - Sean Dundee. Cack!
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Sean Dundee - AAARRRGGHHH, but Erik Meijer was worse - 200% enthusiasm 1% application. He was a crowd favourite though, would be mid-fistpump to the crowd, as he tackled.
 
Greg Halford was the worst player we had. He had a bit of a 'problem', and amazingly we sold him to Sunderland a few months after buying him for a profit. Roy Keane the Sunderland manager was not amused that we didn't advise him of the problem from what I heard.:whistle:
 
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