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Who would you most like to .... you know ... nudge nudge wink wink ...

What happened to Smiffy's post where he said he would give Claire Balding one.

Did he delete it?
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I removed it at Claire Balding's request....

She said she couldn't possibly knock groins with a guy who looks more feminine than her.. Though thats rich for the girl who won "Best Monty lookalike", Monty himself came second and later commented that it was a fair result.
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And ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner for the greatest ever post on this forum :) :)
 
Far too many to list on here + I've added Miss Alba to my ever exanpding list that I keep in case I ever have more money than I could ever deal with. As we all know, it's that that women actally want.
 
Far too many to list on here + I've added Miss Alba to my ever exanpding list that I keep in case I ever have more money than I could ever deal with. As we all know, it's that that women actally want.
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I was at Heathrow, waiting to pick up my sister, and waiting too was this gorgeous young thing (less than 25 anyway), a bit like Katie Melua, big hair, beautiful figure, doled up to the nines, stunning. So I'm copping an eyeful, and playing a silly game with myself, trying to guess who she's waiting for. A few good looking young fells came through, and I'm thinking, maybe, maybe. But no. This huge fat balding 50 year old, in a shabby set of tracky bottoms, comes out and she's all over him like a rash doing the tongue swapping thing. Nasty. Bloke must be loaded.
 
Murph,

I was swimming with the kids about a month ago. Twice the wee man nearly drowned because daddy was looking at this 20ish young lady with a stunning figure.

Great and I mean great fun bags hanging out a bikini top that was probably (clearly) a size too small, the bottoms were painted on and the shoulder length long black wet hair.


Grrrrrrrrrr.

Anyway to cut a long story boring she was with a baldy fat (not me sadly) 40 plus man. I was thinking what the France until as I was leaving there was that stunner agin and "him" in a Bentley Convertable. Shallow bitch!
 
I'll take this one!

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Does SHE have a daughter ?
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Actually there is a woman who gets on my train every morning. Blonde hair gorgeous hazel eyes and long toned legs and proportioned (not huge but not two satsumas either) breasts. Only mid 20's or so but makes the journey fly by.
 
Christine Bleakley is doing it for me at the moment, and a woman at work who has just turned 40 but has everything still in the right place and as far as I know still in full working order.
Of course it goes without saying, Kylie. Any bloke who wouldn't obviously is missing some crucial gene or chemical in their DNA.(rubs knees in a Vic Reeves stylie).
 
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