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Where have you fallen asleep?

Fell asleep in the rough at Ballyliffin waiting on a Yank 4 ball it was murder sat down to wait on them next thing i knew my mate waking me up ,one to many late nights that week :)
 
Few too many daft places for me mostly due to drink related but here a few

Half on a bench and half in a bin (was being sick) in the centre of our town.

Social club toilet which I got locked in till next morning but wasn’t to bad as had few more beers when woke up during middle of night from the bar

Half way thro doing dury duty on a Friday as was so boring and was out night before. Not a good place to be doing this I found out.

On a moped in Zante Greece while driving back from pub/club at mad hours ended up in hosp cause of this one
 
In a bar in portugal called sullys fell a sleep after several pints and then i was convinced i had walked home with a mate who informed me the next mornign i had not...

At least you never woke up with the local stray dog at the foot of your bed tho.....here Fern!! :D

Fern, what a creature :D :D
 
On a woman

Side of the road (and no-one stopped)

On a bench in the sun for 11hrs and sunburnt one side of my face

Someones front lawn

In the same room as Smiffy at Forest Pines

On a train and did Brighton to London and back 6 times

On a bus going in loops round Crawley for 10 hrs which was weird as there seemed to be people on the bus one minute and then they were gone... and then back again...etc :cytrazy:

Whilst driving even though I was trying to rest just the one eye! :(

At a party

At a night club

On the bathroom floor

In the arms of a beautiful virgin BEFORE I'd done the business!!!!!! Damn her!!

Across several seats at the train station which is feckin' uncomfortable as the metal armrests get in the way!

In a haybarn


On the 5th at Ascot whilst watching Homer's pre-shot routine.......

And you're playing with me at Woodhall, pretty short odds of one if us dozing during our 18.
 
On top of a locker in RAF Turnhouse after a night
in the big smoke, then leaning into the cockpit of a glider the next morning!


Not cool

Chris, I take it you're a 661 bod???
I'm ex 614 and have slept many places on the airfield...once on a solo check!!!

CK

I was a Staff Cadet/CI at 661 VGS many moons ago. It wouldn't be the first time I've nodded off whilst driving a winch on a hot sunny afternoon. :o

When were you there?

1972 'till about 1980.
 
Fell asleep having an MRI scan (ended up being gall bladder - another story) and was asleep within about 2 mins. Was woken up by a rather worried nurse due to the rather sudden drop in heart-rate - they thought I was going into cardiac arrest!!!
 
Me and a couple of mates were once delayed for 36 hours returning from Malta. By the time we got on the plane I was knackered.

I fell asleep almost immediately - with my mouth wide open.

When I woke up, my mates had emptied bags of the airplane nuts into my mouth, stuck spoons to my cheeks using the custard in the pudding and piled a massive stack of magazines on my lap.

The air stewardesses were wetting themselves......... :D
 
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