Pro Zach
Assistant Pro
I reckon you need to speak to your mrs before tempting me with such ideas! You'll be on your own before long and you'll get me divorced! On the plus side, we could rent our own place and play golf every day!
It's not often you see someone come out of the closet on a web forum.
Don't forget you'll need some scatter cushions and Barbra Streisand cd's for your new place.