Weddings and wedding nights.

[haplesshacker]

We were at a work colleagues of the wifes wedding yesterday.

The bride was hardly able to stand for the first dance and had gone off to bed at about 10pm. I say bed. Probably chatting on the porcelin telephone!! The poor groom was left partying until the early hours and probably had a very disappointing first night.

Are first nights generally like this?

To save any blushes. I'll use a poll. Just for a bit of fun.

 

[Aztecs27]

Not married yet, but tend to help out (for free ) at my parents hotel at a lot of weddings and would say that 90% + end like this.

 

[Imurg]

OK, own up - who got off with the Bridesmaid!!

 

[haplesshacker]

I was wondering the same.

 

[CMAC]

she sounds delightful! I've never been to a wedding where the bride is legless, most take the responsibility properly to greet the guests that have come there JUST for her and her newlywed

 

[tonto768]

i got off with bridesmaid when i was best man at bros wedding

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Not likely. The bridesmades were, if I'm being tactful, ugly. The bride herself was pretty tasty and my mate did very well for himself. I had a great wedding day. Few beers with my dad (so pleased he was still fit and well then) and my mates, a boogie or 10, bit of socialising with all the guests and off to the hotel for a jacuzzi, free entry into the on site club for a nightcap and back to the room. Happy day

 

[sweatysock41]

I remember returning to Mottram Hall about 2a.m. when we were there for a society weekend and there was the bride from the wedding and when she was asked where the groom was said 'in bed p*ssed the lightweight', she stayed drinking with us till 4.