WAGs and Handbags

[Mudball]

I must admit that I am not a follower of footy wags and what they do for hols and how they lose weight and where they pee.
today BBC and social media all buzz about how Ms Rooney has outed Ms Vardy. Has all the trappings of the phone hacking scandal.
But do I care? Nada.. anyone here care about this?

 

[User20204]

You care about it so little you choose to start a topic about it on a golf forum.

 

[Hacker Khan]

There was a stage today where every other tweet in my twitter feed was referring to this. And all I mostly follow are some golf tweeters and left wing/liberal comedians and journalists. So I think this story has caught the public's social media imagination.

It's just a bit of harmless fun really to distract ourselves from the &*&&*storm that is the news and politics at the moment. Don't overly care about any of them and they all have more money than Croesus so I'm sure they'll be fine. But more than happy to have a chuckle about the story for 5 minutes before going back to making the same point over and over again about Brexit.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1181875166760046592

 

[Imurg]

Absolutely captivated by it
It even distracted me from keeping up with the Kardashians.
I can't wait for the next installment.


Or not..

 

[Orikoru]

I thought that when I heard about it, but my pal sent me the messages and aspects of them are really funny. I enjoyed Vardy's main line of defence being that she's pregnant.

 

[Mudball]

I thought that when I heard about it, but my pal sent me the messages and aspects of them are really funny. I enjoyed Vardy's main line of defence being that she's heavily pregnant and on holiday

fixed it for you

 

[Juan Quidonqui]

Now that their husbands international football careers are over and these two will be replaced by some other younger Wags filling the column inches, it’s almost as though they’ve desperately made this up between themselves to get back in the news ..... or am I being too cynical?

 

[Orikoru]

Now that their husbands international football careers are over and these two will be replaced by some other younger Wags filling the column inches, it’s almost as though they’ve desperately made this up between themselves to get back in the news ..... or am I being too cynical?

I think it's definitely a possibility we shouldn't rule out.

 

[Mudball]

Now that their husbands international football careers are over and these two will be replaced by some other younger Wags filling the column inches, it’s almost as though they’ve desperately made this up between themselves to get back in the news ..... or am I being too cynical?

that is called out of the box thinking in my world

 

[Mudball]

There was a stage today where every other tweet in my twitter feed was referring to this. And all I mostly follow are some golf tweeters and left wing/liberal comedians and journalists. So I think this story has caught the public's social media imagination.

It's just a bit of harmless fun really to distract ourselves from the &*&&*storm that is the news and politics at the moment. Don't overly care about any of them and they all have more money than Croesus so I'm sure they'll be fine. But more than happy to have a chuckle about the story for 5 minutes before going back to making the same point over and over again about Brexit.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1181875166760046592

Indeed she has knocked Brexshit off Google

https://twitter.com/x/status/1181929362918170624

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[Jensen]

And I thought Twitter was only useful for following commentary on Liverpool matches 😂

 

[Pin-seeker]

Is she the skank that sat laughing whilst her husband was giving it the big en in the casino?

 

[Tashyboy]

Ironic thing is that on a day where 20 companies are named for causing 25% of the worlds co emissions. Colleen gets front page and the rags fall for it.

 

[Crow]

Ironic thing is that on a day where 20 companies are named for causing 25% of the worlds co emissions. Colleen gets front page and the rags fall for it.

In today's world, which of those two headlines will sell the most papers?

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I've genuinely never seen Loose Women, never intend to, but I suspect their heads are exploding over this. Gold dust for programmes like that, gossip mags etc. Total vaccuous tripe.

 

[Orikoru]

So the funniest thing today (according to Football 365's Mediawatch page) is that the Sun have reported this on the front page but entirely glossed over their own role in it. They've described it as stories being leaked to 'the press' rather than themselves! And they've completely ignored the fact that they could, at any time, confirm or deny whether Becky Vardy was the source of those leaks, but they've decided it must remain a mystery. Absolute joke of a paper.

 

[Jensen]

So the funniest thing today (according to Football 365's Mediawatch page) is that the Sun have reported this on the front page but entirely glossed over their own role in it. They've described it as stories being leaked to 'the press' rather than themselves! And they've completely ignored the fact that they could, at any time, confirm or deny whether Becky Vardy was the source of those leaks, but they've decided it must remain a mystery. Absolute joke of a paper.

It's clever marketing by them, by not admitting the source it maintains the interest.....to some at least 🙄

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Who even reads the Sun?
I wouldn't use it to clear lizard shite off the pavement...let alone read the disgusting rag.

 

[Mudball]

Looks like another one called Danielle Llyod (no idea who she is) has now jumped in for her 5 mins of fame. Can we get a few more and then we can make a full team. Will make Southgate's job a mess because the boys cant play together as their other ones are fighting..

Edit.. just found her tweet.. i dont even understand the language.. what does 'didn't get Jamie recruiting' mean? Is the footy gang just a big swingers club?

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I think, note think, she means that Danielle bimbo wanted Rebekah bimbo to speak to her newly snared husband and find her, recruit, a footballer husband as well. Rebekah bimbo is suggesting that Danielle bimbo is bitter because Jamie didn't pair her with a teammate.

In the world of the talentless bimbo a footballer is seen as a great prize. Love, attraction etc is irrelevant. They are a trophy, a meal ticket, the chance to further their own Instagram, reality tv career etc. That after all is the most important thing, innit 🤔.

Did someone say deep and meaningful happiness? Nope, not relevant.

The really funny think about this is the hacky, z list wags that are desperately climbing aboard this train to get their plastic faces on tv. Awful.