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Still Ewe?"Dead sheep" is often heard on our greens.
Your putting getting no better then?"Dead sheep" is often heard on our greens.
williamalex1
Money List Winner
Still that Bah bah bad eh !.
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
I'm normally the one saying it you cheeky git.
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In America you could have a "Theo Fleury". A really nasty little five-footer. He was an obnoxious hockey player for the Calgary Flames at the time. I think it is a "Dennis Wise" over here.
I did hear a "Diane Abbott" the other day and not to do with a scoring mistake. It was hitting a ball into dense rough which was thick and horrible and you really wouldn't want to be in there.
I did hear a "Diane Abbott" the other day and not to do with a scoring mistake. It was hitting a ball into dense rough which was thick and horrible and you really wouldn't want to be in there.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
The whinger who blames everything but himself for the bad shot - Rob Searle (used to work with him - think initial of first name) or Richard Head (was lead for a supplier I worked with - not difficult to sort out)
When you are caught short on the course - James Riddle (a physics teacher from back in the day - think Scottish)
When you are caught short on the course - James Riddle (a physics teacher from back in the day - think Scottish)
Robster59
Tour Rookie
Not sure about the unfortunate golfing names but there was a singer called Randy Van Warmer which to me sounds like some kind of dogging enthusiast.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Once Upon a Time - in a distant land far from home - an alien going by the name of Noel Edmonds did a regular 'gotcha' skit on one a TV program he hosted. One week his hoax was around cars - can't remember the set up. He donned a silly beard (hahaha) and hat, put on a terrible german/dutch accent - and called himself Hertz van Hire. He got away with it. Still not very funny mind...
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Cant make sense of Dele Alli, just hear Deli Alley, like a dead end street of delicatessen shops.
jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
We have a really big hitter at our club his surname is Pounder.
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Tour Rookie
I guess you had to be there...
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Hogan, there was a Puittenham member called Jimmy Riddle, surely not the same one.
If so he is stalking you.
MacFarquar and Smellie were the two Edinburgh gents who first published Encyclopedia Britanica 250 years ago,
If so he is stalking you.
MacFarquar and Smellie were the two Edinburgh gents who first published Encyclopedia Britanica 250 years ago,
SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
Eva Braun - Pick up in the bunker
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SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
Quasimodo . You wouldn't want that back.
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How about an "Orikoru"? Player always seen in the same colour shirt? 
chrisd
Major Champion
An "RandG" - You'd like to have a go at it but would it be worth all the trouble you could end up in
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Could be used when short sided / in shallow water - would like to splash out but it's a bit tightHow about an "Orikoru"? Player always seen in the same colour shirt?
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I heard a great one yesterday. A ball that is close to being out of bounds is a Brexit. You're not sure if it's in or out so you'd better have another go.