UK Euro jackpot winner!!

[Parmo]

So I read this on my phone and rush to switch on the pooter... Come on you bloody infidel.... PC on google National lottery go the home page...

"We're very sorry, game play is currently closed on the site. Please try again later."

The buggers!!! Now I have to play 18 holes and no know if I am a multi millionaire!!

Never mind, the Muni needs my cash more than the owners of fancy boats and cars..

 

[grumpyjock]

Its not me £6.70 is all.

 

[bigslice]

i can confirm that i have won on the euro millionss at the first time of trying.

 

[grumpyjock]

Yeh how much?
Of the 114 lines our syndicate put on we won £39.30.
Ah well keep on working

 

[bigslice]

enough for 22 lucky dips for tonights lottery, dam one day i will be able to afford those hand made japanese irons

 

[drawboy]

£113 million quid...wow good luck to whoever has won it, no doubt there will be outrage from some sections such as the church but hey! put your quid on and if it comes up great. wasn't me this time though

 

[Region3]

£113 million quid...wow good luck to whoever has won it, no doubt there will be outrage from some sections such as the church but hey! put your quid on and if it comes up great. wasn't me this time though

My missus thought that too. She got a bit of a shock when she bought 4 tickets and got asked for £8

 

[RGDave]

If I've won, I might buy the Belfry.

and Loch Lomond....

and spend the remaining £112.99 million on searching for Nessy and getting lessons from Alasdair Barr.

Oh, and at least a million to anyone who made a 12 today!

 

[SyR]

Sadly I got sod all.

It's a shame as I'd spent at least half the money in my head all ready.

I guess it's back to work for me tomorrow.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Thats a dangerous amount of money to have.

win 5 6 7 million and thats nice, it sets you up for life, no worries mate. sort out your family , sleep easy at night

These poor (rich) people are going to be swamped with begging letters, people coming out of the woodwork looking for handouts, they may even become a target for kidnappers.

So they are going to have to spend a hefty whack of this cash on security for ever.

fancy going to tescos with a minder?

Not for me

Fragger

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I see it hasn't been claimed yet (I'm waiting for the fuss to die down first!)

 

[bigslice]

I see it hasn't been claimed yet (I'm waiting for the fuss to die down first!)

tm would love homer to win it a new set of clubs every week

 

[richart]

Despite what the others say Homer, i have always thought of you as good generous man.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

For £113m I could probably just buy TM

 

[SyR]

I'm guessing some office syndicate may discover they've won it tomorrow morning. I hope it's not the syndicate at my office as I'm one of the few who didn't join it this time!