Travis Perkins on fire

[furyk_or_unique]

Just noticed that the unfortunately named Travis Perkins is going along very nicely at the PGA Tour Q School...

http://www.pgatour.com/qschool/leaderboard/

Just a shame Harry Carpenter isn't still doing the golf commentary - could have been a perfect match

The Elephant Man's in good shape too going into the 3rd round...

 

[John_Findlay]

They should make up a fourball with Tiger Woodshed and Aaron Built It Baddeley.

 

[RGuk]

Wooden swing, but knows how to drain a putt! He's a very polite man, minds his B and Qs.

Dave

 

[RGuk]

Conceived in a woman's clothing store listening to "why does it always rain on me?"

Actually, that's shed-ding too much light-fittings

Dave

"Taxi........"

 

[furyk_or_unique]

Do you think Scott Ver-plank and Rich Beem should also be playing together with Joist Luiten - some Dutch bloke who's just qualified for the European Tour??

 

[RGuk]

Hey, and Travis is listed at 310 yds on driving distance. Good for him!

 

[John_Findlay]

Joist Luiten may be Dutch but his Homebase is in England. He doesn't have a mind coach at the moment so he's working on a bit of DIY Focus.

 

[furyk_or_unique]

Sound like he nails his drives then with most of them really coming out of the screws...

 

[FLOPSHOT]

I noticed on the short holes he's playing a 2x4iron off the tees

 

[John_Findlay]

He'll never be as good as R.S.J. Taylor or U.P.V.C. Chen, though.

 

[furyk_or_unique]

Didn't Ivan Lintel turn his hand to golf a few years back with very limited success...

 

[FLOPSHOT]

He's Keeping his swing on plane out of the bunkers with router doubt

 

[John_Findlay]

I heard that Bobby Clamp-it introduced him to the game. He'd Sink more putts if he didn't have the alcohol problem, though. He's addicted to the Screwdrivers apparently. It must be a wrench.

 

[madandra]

After all the dust settles do you think they call for Simon Dyson but before he cleans up he may have to counter CINK.
If they all chip in it could be:

Today house

Tomohiro Kondo (japanese golfer)

 

[USER1999]

Oh dear, have we really sunk this low.....

 

[viscount17]

apparently

 

[furyk_or_unique]

Just wondering why Bradawl-ey Dredge didn't have a go at US Tour school - reckon he'd really 'socket' to them over there...