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Torres at Chelski

Torres is a 3rd rate striker,playing for a 2nd rate team and owned by a 1st rate crook. :D :D :D.

Why did he get the hook, a tear in his tights maybe,Liverpool are well shot of him ,when Suarez starts banging them in it will be Torres who.

Name me better strikers than Torres?

I want Suarez to suceed but i still think Torres is the best.

I'll start with Villa ,enough said my man
 
Erm...David Villa, Ibrahimovic to name two.

Take out his ridiculous acting and Didier Drogba would be up there too. (I hate him, for the record. But cannot deny his talent when he's not being a bellend)
 
Can't see why Chelsea bought him tbh. They've got enough goalscorers to field a whole team of them!
They can't all play at the same time so who's Ancelotti going to drop?
 
Erm...David Villa, Ibrahimovic to name two.

Take out his ridiculous acting and Didier Drogba would be up there too. (I hate him, for the record. But cannot deny his talent when he's not being a bellend)

Ibrahimovic no way mate only scores against weak teams never when it matters.
 
Rooney,Drogba,Villa,Lafferty.... :D

Good player granted but he is not The Best....I suspect there were tears shed from you last week...?! ;)

Haha apart from villa the rest are nowhere near him.

No tears bit too old for that though i was gutted.

Drogba is a cheat and rooney hadn't scored (apart from manchester's finest whore house) for nearly 12 months.

Torres record at liverpool was superb.
 
Erm...David Villa, Ibrahimovic to name two.

Take out his ridiculous acting and Didier Drogba would be up there too. (I hate him, for the record. But cannot deny his talent when he's not being a bellend)

Ibrahimovic no way mate only scores against weak teams never when it matters.

Yea, fair enough I suppose - but I still stand by Villa and Drogba ;)
 
Erm...David Villa, Ibrahimovic to name two.

Take out his ridiculous acting and Didier Drogba would be up there too. (I hate him, for the record. But cannot deny his talent when he's not being a bellend)

Ibrahimovic??? i think the fumes off the polish you put on yer mizzys have affected your brain pal!
 
"Best in the world"? Was that serious?

Yeah. Name me better?

He may be a prize tit but aint ronaldo scored 50 goals in 51 games for madrid?

22 goals in 24 league games so far this season.

Not too shabby if you ask me!

I'm sure that you can't count the greasy Portugese Prick because he's technically a midfielder, but, if we're using that logic, then Messi trumps Torres as well.
 
"Best in the world"? Was that serious?

Yeah. Name me better?

He may be a prize tit but aint ronaldo scored 50 goals in 51 games for madrid?

22 goals in 24 league games so far this season.

Not too shabby if you ask me!

I'm sure that you can't count the greasy Portugese Prick because he's technically a midfielder, but, if we're using that logic, then Messi trumps Torres as well.

I think madrid have been playing him more as a forward man, they have his position down as "forward" on there site but yeah he is a complete arse and never liked him but you really can't fault his skill and goal scoreing record over the last couple of years.

I'd take him over torres the ladyboy anyday, he scores more goals,more pace/skill, and aint too shabby at freekicks either.

And yup messi is deffintley better than torres.

I've never really got the big deal with torres, if he is not on his day he is shocking and just looks completley unintrested and he's way too injury prone.

I'd be suprised if he makes it through the rest of the season without missing a handfull of games due to injury.
 
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