Top 10 excuses...

[HarrogateHacker]

I don’t think I’ve blamed my playing partners but all the others look familiar, wind, dodgy read off my garmin, my personal favourite is playing too early and not having a chance to warm up, which is pretty special as it’s me that books the tee time

 

[Orikoru]

"I've not played for a month because there was a bloody lockdown"

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

....as the putt drifts past the hole...'that blinkin' enormous poker chip ball marker was in my field of vision and sooo distracting...'

 

[OnTour]

Never have an excuses other than being plain sh£$%