Top 10 excuses...

I’ve played with one guy who used almost all of those in the video on the first few holes of a round.
 
One of our group talks so often, one of us said, after a particularly poor shot, "sorry, did my golf interrupt your conversation?"
Not an excuse I know, it just reminded me of that when I read Kaz's list.
 
Friend of mine not only blames the Egyptian Geese for making a noise, he remonstrates with them as well.
I once lost a ball at your place because of a deer.
I knew where it landed, right next to a deer, but when I got down there the deer had moved and I lost my ball as a result.
 
I’m with him on the tee markers ... that always pees me off.
 
I’m with him on the tee markers ... that always pees me off.

Yes, brings back memories of one of the best golfers I played with? Still off 7 in his mid seventies, but he said so many times when his tee shot went off line that it was because the tee box markers weren't lined up properly!
That was long time ago, the No.1 brought back some nice memories.
He was a lovely fellow. Good stories, Great swing.
 
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