Things That Gladden The Heart

Are you referring to Tin Tin or Lady Penelope or Aqua Marina???

Asking for a friend ?

You have to go for Aqua Marina. She is really good looking and she never says a word ..... throws hand grenade, takes coat, runs away to hide.
 
Somehow in a moment of memory loss I clean forgot about Destiny Angel ......

How? ?


And she had three friends..... I have already moved on to UFO and Gabrielle Drake as head of Moonbase in a purple wig and mini skirt ….
 
First day and it seems okay. The new offices are serious the lunch rooms have 2 banks of 9 microwaves ...! There is fresh fruit available ( not at the moment as they are working from home) Everyone was polite and helpful. The public transport was efficient and I have finely figured out you just buy a ticket in case you get checked.
My new colleagues have helped me find all the stuff, advised me about the best areas and even sent me a map of all the local golf clubs.
 
Played 18 holes today for the first time this year. That in itself not worthy of a gladdening (it was ok) but the halfway hut was open and the first time I've seen Ian since his lovely wife Teena sadly lost her fight with cancer. So nice to offer condolences in person and chat a little about Teena with him.
 
Ha ha ha I had one of those last week ?

I had mine when I went for my over 40's health check. Went through all the questions and the nurse got to "How much do you drink in a week?", my reply was "Do you want me to half it so that you can double it or do you want me to be honest?". She said, "Well give me an honest answer", so I said "Between 60 and 80 units a week, but as I work offshore I don't drink at all for half of the year so if you average it out it brings me down pretty close to the recommended weekly allowance". Apparently it doesn't work like that.
 
I had mine when I went for my over 40's health check. Went through all the questions and the nurse got to "How much do you drink in a week?", my reply was "Do you want me to half it so that you can double it or do you want me to be honest?". She said, "Well give me an honest answer", so I said "Between 60 and 80 units a week, but as I work offshore I don't drink at all for half of the year so if you average it out it brings me down pretty close to the recommended weekly allowance". Apparently it doesn't work like that.

I can relate to that, did my ENG 1 at start of year, doctor said to me that I was carrying excess belly fat and that I’m not getting any younger to lose it, I’m not in my 40’s yet, the only place I carry weight is my belly, more so since lockdown ?
I also told a white lie about my units per week ??
 
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