Things That Gladden The Heart
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Beezerk
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The local butchers has taken a bit of a hammering this last week or some, it's blummin delicious his stuff so we'll be using him quite a lot when this thing is over.
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My new digital thermometer arrived today, seemingly can be used in any orifice, the wife says under the tongue for her, I wont tell her where I'm using mine 
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Only joking
. Only joking
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Doon frae Troon
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Sheer class by Andrew Cotter.
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AmandaJR
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Dr Katherine Henderson, President of the Royal College of Emergency Medicine. If you get the chance to watch her interview on Andrew Marr this morning you'll see why. Every line of emotive, negative and critical questioning (typical BBC) was met with calm reassurance and quashed all his hopes of some drama.
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...................... and here's another to lighten the mood.
AmandaJR
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How quickly today has gone - relatively. I'm thinking losing an hour is a good thing at the moment - David feels it justifies his tardiness in the mornings by staying longer in bed!
Doon frae Troon
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Oh Dear......…..this really did make me laugh for all the wrong reasons.
Police stopped a Coventry man on the motorway.
He was making a 224 mile journey to pick up some windows off EBay for £15.
He could not fit the windows and his wife into the car so the wife was travelling back in the boot.
Police stopped a Coventry man on the motorway.
He was making a 224 mile journey to pick up some windows off EBay for £15.
He could not fit the windows and his wife into the car so the wife was travelling back in the boot.
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Oh Dear......…..this really did make me laugh for all the wrong reasons.
Police stopped a Coventry man on the motorway.
He was making a 224 mile journey to pick up some windows off EBay for £15.
He could not fit the windows and his wife into the car so the wife was travelling back in the boot.
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Last night the Hot water Comedy Club in town decided to stream "as live" a show from a couple of weeks ago on youtube at 8pm.
Somebody rang the OB saying the club was open and they turned up with a van, car and 12 officers to empty the club, only the said club was closed ??
I hope the grass,sorry the informer, was charged with wasting police time.?
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Found the foot pump adaptors buried in the garage so I now have an inflated exercise ball.
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Jack Grealish ???
Kellfire
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Drink driving is hilarious.
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Here we go, fun sponge alert ?
Kellfire
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I think you’ll be alone on this one thinking it’s funny that a footballer flaunted the isolation rules to drink drive and smashed up some cars, if it’s true.
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Social distancing is lax in Casa Bergamo - this is actually how it is for me most nights!
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Spoke to a copper today whilst out for my now daily walk. He was saying how much more friendly people seem to be towards him and his colleagues in these difficult days. He did laugh when I said I'd make up for it by telling him to sod off then 
And people you see walking around do say hello more albeit from a distance.
And people you see walking around do say hello more albeit from a distance.