easy to spot he would be the one complaining about the hole size and his watch would be an hour slowI wonder if former forum 'favourite' DelC was one of the Santa's...
easy to spot he would be the one complaining about the hole size and his watch would be an hour slowI wonder if former forum 'favourite' DelC was one of the Santa's...
Wish I had a horny wifeWife came back from a Christmas lunch with some Raindeer horns on, Rupert went mental barking at her then went a hid. i prut them on and he just gave a me a funny look and hid under the desk. wife came though again and put them on gain and he chased her though to the Kitchen barking.... the liitle ***![]()
me too, they were felt the only thing that will be the next few weeksWish I had a horny wife![]()
It's nice to hear people who can speak without um, er, you know, like.
I was listening to BBC Radio Oxford on the way to work yesterday and they were interviewing a primary school teacher. It seemed that almost every sentence included a "you know" - from somebody with the considerable responsibility to educate our children!
Aye, Ah kenEspecially painful when they finish every sentence/statement with an upward inflection.
I feel your pain mate, I'm drowning my sorrows tonight after my sisters funeral earlier todayOpening a special bottle of beer that I’d been saving for a special occasion because my lass loves it so much, because life is too short to wait to celebrate. It was going to be something we shared to celebrate a special event so obviously this is bitter sweet but we’re going to enjoy things to the fullest before the best stage in our lives together.
Sorry if this is cryptic too some of you, but that’s just the mood I’m in this evening.
I’m sorry to hear that fella. My sincere condolences.I feel your pain mate, I'm drowning my sorrows tonight after my sisters funeral earlier todaymake the best of life while you can
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He can be a knob at times,but good at others.Never thought I'd type this in here but....
Piers Morgan. Well said.![]()