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Things That Gladden The Heart

Glad they're happy. I'm bloody cold and I can't play golf.
 
Teaching the dogs new tricks. This week we're working on Green Cross Code (look left, look right!) and jumping through my arms. I get so excited when they get it and they seem to have fun too!!
 
Shouldn't really laugh but apparently one of the guys at Pyrford today went to reach into the water to get a ball back, slipped and went arse over tit straight into the lake and was completely submerged. He's OK but the infamy will live on forever.
 
Don't know that it gladdens the heart, but it certainly put a great big smile on my and Missis Ts face.
In Santander yesterday talking to the woman who was serving me, all of a sudden there was a two second fart. Missis T looked at me and I said " not me" glanced over my shoulder and there was a Scotish woman who was bending over her handbag. I kept a professional composure til I went outside.
 
Pathetic Shark said:
Shouldn't really laugh but apparently one of the guys at Pyrford today went to reach into the water to get a ball back, slipped and went arse over tit straight into the lake and was completely submerged. He's OK but the infamy will live on forever.
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Go a long way to match you infamy there. I assume he didn't loiter in the bar for a drink sopping wet. You sure you din't give him a cheeky nudge?
 
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