The most stupid question you've been asked??

[Smiffy]

Sitting at work the other day, phoned goes.
"Hello, is that Mr Smith?"
"Yes" says I, "how can I help you?"
"It's Mrs Cheung here, remember you sold me a Toyota Avensis about a year ago?"
(Mrs Cheung owns a Chinese restaurant in Bexhill, about two miles away from our showroom)
"Oh yes Mrs Cheung, how are you?"
"I am fine but I am after some advice"
"Go on"
"Somebody has driven into the front of my car and has damaged the bumper. I want to know if it is safe to drive"

 

[bobmac]

You should have replied
"My advice is not free, it will cost you 1x16, 2x28s and a portion of 88

 

[Midnight]

Mate,

I am a dog handler and my dog was deployed at a public order incident. Dog going mad at people, someone comes out of a nightclub walks towards me and says ' Is it ok to pet your dog '

Midnight....

 

[Robobum]

"Was that it??"



I did my best!!!

 

[drawboy]

Are you sure it's in?

 

[pokerjoke]

Lol

 

[Imurg]

Watched a kid take his driving test, he'd not stopped at a stop sign nearly hitting a car on the main rd, pulled out in front of a bus and given me and the examiner a heart attack (thank God for dual controls!) and forgotten to put the car in gear on a hill start and rolled back almost hitting a car behind.
When told he'd not passed and after explaining the serious faults he'd displayed he then asked " So why didn't I pass?"

 

[Mick47]

What was the name of the ship in the film Munity on the Bounty?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Smiffy asking if I fancied playing him for a tenner

 

[Parmo]

A friends missus asks the question about the movie Snakes on a plane..

"Whats it about?"

*slaps forehead*

 

[Parmo]

Sitting at work the other day, phoned goes.
"Hello, is that Mr Smith?"
"Yes" says I, "how can I help you?"
"It's Mrs Cheung here, remember you sold me a Toyota Avensis about a year ago?"
(Mrs Cheung owns a Chinese restaurant in Bexhill, about two miles away from our showroom)
"Oh yes Mrs Cheung, how are you?"
"I am fine but I am after some advice"
"Go on"
"Somebody has driven into the front of my car and has damaged the bumper. I want to know if it is safe to drive"

Well was it???? I NEED TO KNOW GAWDDAMNIT!!

 

[drawboy]

What was the name of the ship in the film Munity on the Bounty?

ooo! ooo! I know this one, er, The Golden Hind?

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

^^Ive been asked that aswell^^ what more can you say

 

[Timh27]

a Albanian bloke that i work with keeps walking in when i'm in the middle of working and asking 'what are you doing?'.
I wouldnt mind so much but he does it everyday and i am now having to start to think of silly answers to give him in advance

 

[vig]

Is it true what they say about men with big feet?



YES! they wear big shoes

 

[Canfordhacker]

Cheryl Cole the other night - "where are you going with that snorkel?"

 

[RGDave]

I answered the door the other day to a cold caller/salesperson.

"Is your Mum in?"

 

[madandra]

When the wife worked in a doctors surgery a girl (not too bright) phoned up for the results of her pregnancy test to which my wife told her the test was positive ...


She replied 'Diz that mean am up the duff or no'?

 

[forefortheday]

I did once ask what time the 24 hour garage closed?

(I was very very very drunk in my defence)

 

[haplesshacker]

Not so much a question. But related anyway. I was taking a canoeing course with a bunch of young teenagers. I asked if anyone had any previous canoeing experiance. One lad put his hand up and and said that he could do half an Eskimo roll!!??