T.V. Tosspots.....

[Smiffy]

Who are the three biggests Jodrells on TV? The three knobs that are guaranteed to have you reaching for the remote?

For me....

1. Dale Winton. I hate the orange git.
2. Russell Grant. I'd love to make him see stars.
3. Noel Edmonds. Climb back on the rockery, you gimp.

 

[chris661]

1. Graham Norton.
2. Russell Brand.
3. Jonathon Woss

I would quite happily stick my boot through the tv rather than watch them.

 

[Piece]

Who are the three biggests Jodrells on TV? The three knobs that are guaranteed to have you reaching for the remote?

For me....

1. Dale Winton. I hate the orange git.
2. Russell Grant. I'd love to make him see stars.
3. Noel Edmonds. Climb back on the rockery, you gimp.

+1

I'd swap Russell Brand for Edmonds though. And add that Keith Lemon tw4t.

 

[G_Mulligan]

Sandy Toksvig
David Dickinson
Garth Crooks

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Davina Macall
Chris Tarrant
Bruce Forsyth

Trying to think of some more.........

 

[Essex_Stu]

David Dickinson
Gary Neville
Noel Edmunds

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Any ex-sportsman who thinks they can present just because they played the game
and PETER FRACKING SENILE ALLISS

 

[Yerman]

Russell Brand
Russell Grant
Tess Daly
Nicky Campbell
Richard Hammond
Dawn French
Jimmy Carr
David Dickenson
Jonathan Ross
Andy Gray (Rtd)
Gordon Ramsay
Keith Allen
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
all c-list soap "Stars"

......and many many more.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I cant stand:-

1 Paddy McGuinness .... He's just not funny
2 Andrew Marr... hate the way he asks a question and then interrupts the answer with another question, and then the first question goes unanswered. GRRR

3 In general, any rubbish like Big Brother, Only Way Is Essex, The Chelsea version,

Am I getting a grumpy Old Git?

Fragger

 

[daymond]

Yes. just like me.
All of the above posts plus many more.

 

[Del]

David Walliams
Andy Grey (thank god he's not on TV much at all now)
James Corden

 

[brendy]

Russell Brand.
That ponce hosting big brother.
Wayne Rooney needs a very special mention.

 

[Dodger]

That southern prick Danny Dyer.

 

[chris661]

Wayne Rooney needs a very special mention.

The guy that is on helping the baby gorilla on "street (chavtastic) striker" rips my knitting as well.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

That southern prick Danny Dyer.

Agreed!

I hate the fact that every one of his shows is 'Danny Dyer's hardest...'

He'll be doing:

'Danny Dyer's hardest checkout operators'
'Danny Dyer's hardest hairdressers'
'Danny Dyer's hardest dog grooming workers'
'Danny Dyer's hardest Mr Gay UK'
'Danny Dyer's hardest air stewards'

 

[USER1999]

Danny dyers hardest golfers from redlibbets?

 

[johnboywalton]

That southern prick Danny Dyer.

Agreed!

I hate the fact that every one of his shows is 'Danny Dyer's hardest...'

He'll be doing:

'Danny Dyer's hardest checkout operators'
'Danny Dyer's hardest hairdressers'
'Danny Dyer's hardest dog grooming workers'
'Danny Dyer's hardest Mr Gay UK'
'Danny Dyer's hardest air stewards'

Are you going in for any??

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Danny dyers hardest golfers from redlibbets?

I wouldn't feature...

I know someone who would though...

 

[AuburnWarrior]

That southern prick Danny Dyer.

Agreed!

I hate the fact that every one of his shows is 'Danny Dyer's hardest...'

He'll be doing:

'Danny Dyer's hardest checkout operators'
'Danny Dyer's hardest hairdressers'
'Danny Dyer's hardest dog grooming workers'
'Danny Dyer's hardest Mr Gay UK'
'Danny Dyer's hardest air stewards'

Are you going in for any??

I tried to enter Mr Gay UK 1999.

He got very upset as I hadn't even kissed him.




Sorry.

It's been a long day...

 

[Basher]

Ferne frigging Cotton (on everything)

Russell Brand (skinny non funny southern wa**er plus needs a brushthrough his hair, scruffy get)

Jonathan total toss face Woss

Any guest on Jeremy Kyle Show

That bloody wufter with the buck teeth off Strictly come Poncing.

Bruce where's the autocue Forsyth (no comedy value anymore, retire you silly old git)

Plus many, many more.