So I killed a bird today

Sneds

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On the 13th hole at my track. I've taken a 3w to a 200 yard approach. I've really pured it and it's absolutely hurtling towards the green when I hear a thud and watch a bird divebomb into a tree.

I've gone over to it and it's in a pretty bad way. We assumed that it had a broken wing the way it was hobbling around and called the club to get somebody down to the hole. By the time somebody came it was a lot quieter and was sitting down. Suddenly it turned onto it's back and revealed a huge hole in it's chest. It was strangely pitch mark like, but bore all the way through. It started convulsing and eventually died. It was given a proper burial.

Nevertheless I was quite disappointed not to have a simple putt or chip and promptly shanked my 9 iron into some trees. I blame the bird for the demise of my round. I was 6 over at that point (24 handicap bandit etc) and finished 16 over. It obviously affected me.

RIP pigeon.

P.S my sig has nothing to do with this bird, it's from a great song. I recommend you YouTube it. x
 
Never did that but my brother last sunday nearly decapitate a seagull.
The gull was standing on the 18th fairway when my brother hit a 3 wood the balltravelled about 12 inches off the ground towards the gull 150 yds away, the ball missed his neck by about 2 inches, the gull didn't even move.
 
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