Received Some Good News Today!

[JohnnyDee]

I've been spending 6 years coming to terms with the fact that I'm going to get a lot of this! Quietly devising an exit strategy that absolves myself of all liability...

Tommy Cooper had the answer to this. I'll give it to you for *free as long as you look after any ailments that befall me at the Old Farts v Whippersnapper's meet.

*Well, don't do it then!!

 

[SocketRocket]

Congratulations!

Oh! When I do this it hurts.

What do you reckon it could be?

Dont do that then!

 

[upsidedown]

Well done Doc :clap:

 

[Blue in Munich]

So if anyone falls ill come June for Old Farts vs Whippersnappers, you can rely on me to look mildly panic-stricken and perform average basic first aid until the paramedics arrive. (touch wood, avoid ladders, throw salt over my shoulder etc that it won't be necessary!)

Congratulations!

Get signing them death certificates for some extra pennies :thup:

Anyone else thinking that the latter is the more likely at the Old Farts v Whippersnappers?

Congratulations, that is no easy pass.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Nice one Doc

"The Human Defibrillator "
with a nod to the Old Pharts

 

[Tashyboy]

Congratulations me man and well earned. 👍 Big sigh of relief and a large glass of red me finks.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Congrats. Where you going to be working?

 

[Fish]

Yes, a big well done from me 👏👏

 

[chrisd]

Very well done!

The only problem with the Whippersnapers v Old Farts will be a bout of severe sickness of the Whippersnappers when the lose!

 

[JohnnyDee]

Very well done!

The only problem with the Whippersnapers v Old Farts will be a bout of severe sickness of the Whippersnappers when the lose!

That is something of a contentious statement that may annoy the kids.

However it is of course 100% accurate

 

[Grogger]

Well done Jack!!

 

[rickg]

Congratulations!!

 

[Hobbit]

Well done jolly green man!

 

[Piece]

Nice one! :thup:

 

[Ethan]

He's certainly giving it a right good go isn't he? I'm making good use of the few months I have until I sign my life away!

Thanks for the comments guys. :thup:

My suggestion is to practice saying: G'day mate, feeling a bit crook?

 

[FairwayDodger]

My suggestion is to practice saying: G'day mate, feeling a bit crook?

Indeed - my sis in law seems to have transformed her work/life balance by leaving the NHS for a life down under.

 

[Kellfire]

Enjoy working weekends on less pay...

(wee jokes)

 

[Bigfoot]

Congratulations !!

It is good to know there are some people who care about the rest of us and are clever enough to do something about it.

 

[Foliage Finder]

Congrats. Where you going to be working?

Thanks! Somewhere in the NW hopefully. I get allocated to a region based on my preferences dependent on how high scoring my application is in March and then I can be more specific and apply for different jobs within the region in April

Thanks again for the messages everyone.

 

[chrisd]

I've worked out that you don't need to be clever to be a doctor!

I play regularly with 3 other guys

One is a senior Consultant doing lungs and those bits, one is a GP who is also a skin cancer Consultant, and the 3rd is an Orthadontist - if they are that clever, why do the put up with me ??