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Qwerty and the biscuit dilema

Scouser said:
They are the work of the golfing devil...... I will be bringing the chocolate digestive.... The work of the golfing god
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Then you shall be feasting at the table of the vanquished on Monday night... Whilst I shall be dining at the glorious abode of the victorious, supping sweet ambrosia and consuming fruit freshly plucked from the golden tree of golfing greatness.... (Thats Pizza and Rekorderlig Cider to you....)
 
Scouser said:
Chocolate hob nobs are bad for your golf FACT..... And they are to crummy

:rant:
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Dont you dare blame the Hob Nobs, They served me well today :thup:

Gross 76, Im hoping for a cut but no one could actually tell me if I'd get one, Due to the comp' being an aggregate pairs Stableford. 41 pts went into the system for me though and I'd more than welcome the cut.
 
bluewolf said:
Then you shall be feasting at the table of the vanquished on Monday night... Whilst I shall be dining at the glorious abode of the victorious, supping sweet ambrosia and consuming fruit freshly plucked from the golden tree of golfing greatness.... (Thats Pizza and Rekorderlig Cider to you....)
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Door handle (not allowed to say knob)

Qwerty said:
Dont you dare blame the Hob Nobs, They served me well today :thup:

Gross 76, Im hoping for a cut but no one could actually tell me if I'd get one, Due to the comp' being an aggregate pairs Stableford. 41 pts went into the system for me though and I'd more than welcome the cut.
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Oooooh get u
 
Qwerty said:
Dont you dare blame the Hob Nobs, They served me well today :thup:

Gross 76, Im hoping for a cut but no one could actually tell me if I'd get one, Due to the comp' being an aggregate pairs Stableford. 41 pts went into the system for me though and I'd more than welcome the cut.
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Well played mate :). Looks like team hob nob are coming into form ready for next Monday at Silloth :thup:
 
bluewolf said:
Then you shall be feasting at the table of the vanquished on Monday night... Whilst I shall be dining at the glorious abode of the victorious, supping sweet ambrosia and consuming fruit freshly plucked from the golden tree of golfing greatness.... (Thats Pizza and Rekorderlig Cider to you....)
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Qwerty said:
Dont you dare blame the Hob Nobs, They served me well today :thup:

Gross 76, Im hoping for a cut but no one could actually tell me if I'd get one, Due to the comp' being an aggregate pairs Stableford. 41 pts went into the system for me though and I'd more than welcome the cut.
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bluewolf said:
What time we teeing off mate? I'm doing my best to even it up by going to the local beer festival on Sunday (all day)...
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Thoughtwe said 1?
 
Women's match 10.15 until 11.30.... I was gonna say early doors, but if your at a beer festival all day thn around midday?!?
Ps... Only marks & Spencer's biscuits allowed at Lymm..... :whistle: (am more a bourbon cream man)
 
Qwerty said:
Sorry mate, you know I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet :whistle:

Im just in the takeaway on my way home waiting for my Chicken Tikka Karahi, the chef wasn't really interested in my good score so I thought I'd tell you :p
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Funny that cos I wanna know about the curry
 
Birchy said:
Well played mate :). Looks like team hob nob are coming into form ready for next Monday at Silloth :thup:
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Seriously??? Team Hob Nob???? Thats the worst team name I've ever heard. It sounds like you're a pair of posh boys coming North to mingle delightfully whilst listening to the Archers in your ever so shabby chic Volvo 850. Blasting James Blunt from your car stereo when the Archers has finished....
 
Karl102 said:
Women's match 10.15 until 11.30.... I was gonna say early doors, but if your at a beer festival all day thn around midday?!?
Ps... Only marks & Spencer's biscuits allowed at Lymm..... :whistle: (am more a bourbon cream man)
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Sounds good, whats the practise facilities like at your gaff, and do they do breakfasts for Scouse....
 
bluewolf said:
Seriously??? Team Hob Nob???? Thats the worst team name I've ever heard. It sounds like you're a pair of posh boys coming North to mingle delightfully whilst listening to the Archers in your ever so shabby chic Volvo 850. Blasting James Blunt from your car stereo when the Archers has finished....
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Thats just to lull all our rivals into a false sense of security, you would be a brave man to bet against team hob nob :D We dont bother with silly images and shiny new irons, we deal only in numbers :thup:
 
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