Oops....mis-heard.

[Doon frae Troon]

We were in ASDA the other day and a women in quite a loud voice asked an assistant were the Anasols were. I turned to Lady Doon and said that she was obviously not bothered what folk thought of her. M'Lady looks puzzeled and said what was so strange about someone asking for parasols.

Like Abba in Supertooper ....called you last night from Tesco's.

Anyone else mis-heard?

 

[granters]

We were in the labour ward yesterday with our new arrival and a mental Chinese midwife. She said she had tried to put the wifes stockings back on her but her legs had been too "hairy". My mrs was quietly offended but didn't say anything, until i pointed out that the midwife actually said "heavy". So rather than calling my wife hairy, she was calling her fat (she wasn't chuffed with that either when i pointed it out...)

 

[AMcC]

We were in the labour ward yesterday with our new arrival and a mental Chinese midwife. She said she had tried to put the wifes stockings back on her but her legs had been too "hairy". My mrs was quietly offended but didn't say anything, until i pointed out that the midwife actually said "heavy". So rather than calling my wife hairy, she was calling her fat (she wasn't chuffed with that either when i pointed it out...)

Congratulations to you and your good lady, hope it all went well. Any more details on baby ?

 

[Chuzzlewit]

We were in ASDA the other day and a women in quite a loud voice asked an assistant were the Anasols were. I turned to Lady Doon and said that she was obviously not bothered what folk thought of her. M'Lady looks puzzeled and said what was so strange about someone asking for parasols.

Like Abba in Supertooper ....called you last night from Tesco's.

Anyone else mis-heard?

Maybe she was looking for the Anusol, the worlds greatest name for pile cream. I kid you not!

 

[Imurg]

Should be called "Analwartbegone"...

I like the snippets of conversations you pick up in the shops.
A few months ago I overheard.."do we need cereal......No I've got a full box in the fridge"....

 

[StrangelyBrown]

" 'Skyooze me, while I kiss this guy..."

Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix

 

[Imurg]

Olive The Zombie - Elvis Costello...

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Chuzell
That's correct.
But it was not Parusol!!
I could not believe ASDA sold parasols.