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[USER1999]

Wearing predominantly black, as previously stated.

Is that in preparation for burying those guilty of slow play?

I'm out as a three ball, so might be round pretty quickly. I shall bring a cattle prod for James, he might enjoy it.

I like the idea of sending those who travel the furthest out first. Cunning plan. Sleep deprivation. Some organisers will do anything to get an advantage. If you'd only seen Pieman and my scores from Tuesday, you wouldn't have bothered Dave.

 

[Steve79]

What time are the afternoon tee off's? Gotta let HID know when I'm likely to get home as it's her mum's birthday.

"Late" should cover it!

and you will probably fall asleep when you get there anyway!

 

[dieseldave]

That will probably be me as i will be putting out for 12.

 

[JustOne]

That will probably be me as i will be putting out for 12.

Whatever you do just make sure you don't stand to the 'front right' of Murph when he's hitting a ball! Shank is a shot he's been practicing!

 

[AuburnWarrior]

What time are the afternoon tee off's? Gotta let HID know when I'm likely to get home as it's her mum's birthday.

2 o'clock.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Stableford round Hanbury was still 4 3/4 hours. I guess people still putt out for a 9, as they have paid for a days golf.

If the morning round takes that long then people will have about 18 seconds to eat their lunch!!!

I'm hoping that common sense prevails on Friday and if a player is hitting their seventh from 100 yards in front of the tee (on a par 5) that they'd pick up. Purely from a pace of play perspective. I appeciate the 'value for money' view but 4 3/4 hours for a knock around my track is far too long.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Wearing predominantly black, as previously stated.

Is that in preparation for burying those guilty of slow play?

I'm out as a three ball, so might be round pretty quickly. I shall bring a cattle prod for James, he might enjoy it.

I like the idea of sending those who travel the furthest out first. Cunning plan. Sleep deprivation. Some organisers will do anything to get an advantage. If you'd only seen Pieman and my scores from Tuesday, you wouldn't have bothered Dave.

Sorry, did I not mention the other handicap for those travelling from north of the river???

Oh, silly me......

I've organised it with the pro that all those from north of the river - Essex, Watford, etc - will be playing left handed.

That's OK, isn't it???

 

[AuburnWarrior]

That will probably be me as i will be putting out for 12.

Whatever you do just make sure you don't stand to the 'front right' of Murph when he's hitting a ball! Shank is a shot he's been practicing!

And make sure that you're NOWHERE near James as he tends to get his camera out!!!

And no, that's not a euphamism......

 

[dieseldave]

I will dress like an american footballer to be on the safe side.

 

[Bratty]

I shall dress like a pimp!

 

[USER1999]

I shall dress like a pimp!

Can I dress as your tart?

 

[Bratty]

I would imagine James will be fulfilling that role!

 

[JustOne]

I shall dress like a pimp!

Can I dress as your tart?

I would imagine James will be fulfilling that role!

Fight amongst yourselves! I'm wearing some drab stuff and will hardly be noticed in amongst the trees/bracken/bunkers/rough/ponds/ *insert hazard here* etc

One more sleep... looking forward to it.... praying the greens aren't too shonky

 

[AuburnWarrior]

praying the greens aren't too shonky

Don't worry, you'll have picked up before you're anywhere near them.......

 

[Bratty]

praying the greens aren't too shonky

Don't worry, you'll have picked up before you're anywhere near them.......