Khamelion
Tour Winner
Me and wor lass have a night out tonight, taxi booked for 20:15.
Tee time today was 15:15, easy normal round for the three of us on a Saturday is around 3.5hrs, normally a bit quicker, champion, be done by 19:00hrs at the latest, home in plenty of time for a bite to eat, line the beer belly before getting ready and out.
Double checked the tee time on BRS, only to find that the 3 ball in front of us are the slowest three players you have seen, two are low to mid teen handicappers and the third low single figures.
Problem is they all take the comp and their handicaps very seriously, none more so than the single figure handicapper, continental drift moves faster than these three once on the green, the single figure HC'er stalks the ball like a big game hunter, lining up, making micro adjustments, stepping back, checking more adjustments, it's painful to watch, he's also a club abuser, dodgy shot gets played club is smacked hard into the ground.
All the above is water off ducks back, I'd be happy to stand and wait normally, but following them today, would mean at least a 4.5hrs round, leaving no time for me to get home, ready and out, so I've pulled out today. Irony now, is that what was a three ball will leave my playing partners as a two ball, they'll probably get off in front of the slow three and do the round in 3hrs.
Tee time today was 15:15, easy normal round for the three of us on a Saturday is around 3.5hrs, normally a bit quicker, champion, be done by 19:00hrs at the latest, home in plenty of time for a bite to eat, line the beer belly before getting ready and out.
Double checked the tee time on BRS, only to find that the 3 ball in front of us are the slowest three players you have seen, two are low to mid teen handicappers and the third low single figures.
Problem is they all take the comp and their handicaps very seriously, none more so than the single figure handicapper, continental drift moves faster than these three once on the green, the single figure HC'er stalks the ball like a big game hunter, lining up, making micro adjustments, stepping back, checking more adjustments, it's painful to watch, he's also a club abuser, dodgy shot gets played club is smacked hard into the ground.
All the above is water off ducks back, I'd be happy to stand and wait normally, but following them today, would mean at least a 4.5hrs round, leaving no time for me to get home, ready and out, so I've pulled out today. Irony now, is that what was a three ball will leave my playing partners as a two ball, they'll probably get off in front of the slow three and do the round in 3hrs.