More golfing terms

[rosecott]

Just received by email:

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
A Brazilian – shaved the hole
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Kate Moss - bit thin
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
An O.J. Simpson – God knows how but somehow got away with it
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
An elephant's arse - high and crappy
A condom - safe but didn't feel that good
A circus tent - a BIG top
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target
An Arthur Scargill - an impressive strike but a poor result
A Tiger Woods - hit a tree from your drive
A Douglas Bader - looks good in the air but doesn't have the legs
A George Michael - a big bender that lips the rim.

 

[DaveM]

LMAO. You on the red early tonight? Think I will join you, now wheres that corkscrew?

 

[Tommo21]

In this day of political correctness you might just get away with an 8 round ban.

 

[richy]

These never get old.

HILLARIOUS!

 

[Captainron]

A sister in law shot. Up there but you know you shouldn't be.

 

[SocketRocket]

Son in Law - Not what we expected but will have to put up with it.

Sally Gunnal - Ugly but runs well.

Paula Radcliff - Not as ugly as a Sally and runs farther.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

http://forums.golf-monthly.co.uk/sh...ng-Terms......May-have-been-posted-before-but...

These are in a post back from 2008

Fragger

 

[bobmac]

Didn't find them funny the first time round

 

[Slime]

When someone hits a shot so badly that it's still their shot is known as;

A dead sheep - still you.

 

[SocketRocket]

Didn't find them funny the first time round

1938?

 

[SocketRocket]

Eva Braun - Pick up in the bunker.

 

[Hobbit]

A V.D. - running like a sailor's d!ck

 

[Phil2511]

Bon Jovi = A putt that's only "Half Way There"

 

[Steve King]

An Arctic Monkey - looks good on the dance floor

A NITBY - Not in the Bunker...Yet!

 

[JustOne]

I like these but wouldn't use them. Always thought the Douglas Bader one was very clever.

I do like the phrase "You're on the dancefloor mate, but a long way from the DJ".