Medal laxative.

[Tommo21]

Before a medal, maybe a championship qualifier or sumit, do you crap yourself silly.

I usually go a few times. Try to act cool when am bubblin inside.

 

[USER1999]

No.

I am usually too hung over to care.

 

[Smiffy]

I normally have a big "evacuation" about 7.00am on the morning of a big competition.
Trouble is, I don't get up until 8

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I tend to go just before I'm due on the tee purely to make sure I'm down to my fighting weight you understand.

 

[GB72]

Need to make some room for the bacon and sausage roll at the half way house.

 

[hopeful]

Just love the elegance and sophistication of some of these posts!!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

This link gives you all the information you need to know

http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=1833376

I have never played a medal, so will let you all know the results when I do

Dr Fragger MD

 

[Tommo21]

I normally have a big "evacuation" about 7.00am on the morning of a big competition.
Trouble is, I don't get up until 8

And he's not kidding.

Look you lot, be honest, before the Ryder cup tee off at the Gos there was a few visits especially by the english trying to put the scots off.

 

[doc17]

Always gid rid of the pre game log its a ritual now especially if i been in the local curry house the night before gives it a wee bit of edge

I always find that after a ruby the night before i have to be careful for the first few holes especially on the tee just in case i follow through too far after the ball!!

 

[stevek1969]

Always gid rid of the pre game log its a ritual now especially if i been in the local curry house the night before gives it a wee bit of edge

 

[Yerman]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION, we'll be getting size, weight, shade and points out of ten next!

 

[Tommo21]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION, we'll be getting size, weight, shade and points out of ten next!

What made you think of that...

 

[Smiffy]

I tend to go just before I'm due on the tee purely to make sure I'm down to my fighting weight you understand.

Have you every thought about letting the turd play in your place Homer? I reckon it will be a bit more accurate off the tee.

 

[grumpyjock]

The black coffee in the clubhouse usualy give abrisk visit before tee time.
Other--- does a bear s**t in the woods because they always manage to do it behind the tree I go for a P*** against.
Never nerves just the coffee does it.

 

[Sponge1980]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION, we'll be getting size, weight, shade and points out of ten next!

http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/bristol-stool-scale.html

 

[bobmac]

Anything over 3 lbs most be lowered by hand to prevent splashing

 

[viscount17]

I normally have a big "evacuation" about 7.00am on the morning of a big competition.
Trouble is, I don't get up until 8

And he's not kidding.

Look you lot, be honest, before the Ryder cup tee off at the Gos there was a few visits especially by the english trying to put the scots off.

tommo, what you got up to in your room . . .

 

[didsbury_duffer]

What a crap post. This should have been dumped a while ago.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Smiffy, My turd is still better with you and a Ping driver in your hand