Masters Lockdown Drinking/Exercise Game

[MarkT]

Something for everyone here with a bit of fun. Either get rip-roaring pie-eyed or give it the Brian Jacks burpees with this drinking
game as our friends in the booth trot out the usual cliches from Magnolia Lane...

Any suggestions for new categories welcome

https://www.golf-monthly.co.uk/tour/us-masters/augusta-blog/masters-lockdown-drinking-game-212616


Please sip responsibly

 

[Orikoru]

Harmon tells a story you've already heard him tell earlier.

McGinley claims to have called something correctly when he definitely didn't.

Coltart starts bleating on about Bryson's 'strategy' unprompted.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

That will be a nice bit of crystal, when someone gets an eagle

Butch using matey nicknames for players, eg 'go Rosey'

Purring over the swing of either Adam Scott or Louis Oosthuizen

Bubba's creative shot making when about to take a shot

Bubba never having had a lesson

I'd throw in the phrase patrons which both grates and is used excessively in a way that spectators is not at any other tournament but frankly even an alcoholic would find that one too much to cope with.

 

[Imurg]

I'm sorry, but taking a sip just for the first two suggestions would leave you with no booze after half an hour...and you on the way to A&E with alcohol poisoning

 

[robinthehood]

It's called the first cut here, not rough

 

[robinthehood]

It was designed by Bobby Jones and Alister MacKenzie

 

[Deleted member 23344]

I'd throw in the phrase patrons which both grates and is used excessively in a way that spectators is not at any other tournament but frankly even an alcoholic would find that one too much to cope with.

I read somewhere that broadcasters are contractually required to call them patrons coz that is what Augusta National insist upon. Doesn‘t make it any the less nauseating though.

 

[Deleted member 23344]

They bought the neighbouring land and they moved the tee back 40 yards.

DJ has worked a lot to develop that shot shape ... it’s not his natural shot.

Speith has had a couple of tough years.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I read somewhere that broadcasters are contractually required to call them patrons coz that is what Augusta National insist upon. Doesn‘t make it any the less nauseating though.

Absolutely, I know they are forced to use the phrase but they go on and on about patrons this, patrons that. I'm sure they don't mention spectators anywhere near as much at any other tournament. Perhaps I notice it more because it grates so much but hey, I'm chucking it into the game ?

 

[Curls]

Day 1 and 2
Boy TigerS swing looks comfortable and he’s walking like his back isn’t a problem, I have a bad back and boy do you show it in the way you walk but I don’t see that in Tiger
Day 3 & 4. You can tell he’s struggling.

I’ll be blind drunk by 6.30

 

[robinthehood]

Butch telling us if you hit it close on 11 then you must have pulled it.