Man Deliberately Keys Aston Martin - Caught On Camera

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I was playing at Tilgate Forest (a municiple course in Crawley) one day.
Little scrote ran out from the trees on a par 5 and picked my ball up, making off on a pushbike.
If I could have caught him, I would have rammed my 7 iron up his turdpipe.
If nothing else, it would have made me feel better and might have taught him a lesson.
And that was just a golf ball.

Mind you, I dropped another ball, put it on the green and sunk the birdie putt so all's well that ends well.
 
Smiffy said:
It doesn't Phil.
But at least you'd still have your driver to continue your game, and he might (might) have been taught a lesson.
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No point having my driver if I'm sat in prison after being been found guilty of assault with a criminal record
 
pauldj42 said:
No one said it makes you better than him, but if you defending your property makes the scroat suffer and stops him doing it to someone else then yes, your violence in defending your property is more than acceptable, imo.
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But not in the opinion of the law which is something I prefer to abide by
 
Smiffy said:
I was playing at Tilgate Forest (a municiple course in Crawley) one day.
Little scrote ran out from the trees on a par 5 and picked my ball up, making off on a pushbike.
If I could have caught him, I would have rammed my 7 iron up his turdpipe.
If nothing else, it would have made me feel better and might have taught him a lesson.
And that was just a golf ball.

Mind you, I dropped another ball, put it on the green and sunk the birdie putt so all's well that ends well.
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Shouldn't you have placed the ball and not dropped it? ;)
 
Interesting that there's lots of outrage and demands for justice on this thread for the guy who keyed the car, but only one comment about the forum member who caused physical damage by breaking bones.

I think that says alot of this forum, but possibly just as much about society.
 
to all you big brave badass's that would stomp on heads or insert steel objects into anyone who touched your stuff, as you are so flippant in taking the law into your own hands and breaking it, would that same disregard apply to their mates/dad/brother who came back to do exactly the same thing to you?

I think I know the answer.
 
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alexbrownmp said:
to all you big brave badass's that would stomp on heads or insert steel objects into anyone who touched your stuff, as you are so flippant in taking the law into your own hands and breaking it, would that same disregard apply to their mates/dad/brother who came back to do exactly the same thing to you?

I think I know the answer.
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What is your answer do nothing, stand aside let society keep deteriorating, No on here is claiming to be a bad ass and I know myself I would be more than willing to defend my property and if I came off second best it woukdn't deter me next time, I stopped playing the "My Dad's bigger than your Dad" game when I was 12.
 
alexbrownmp said:
to all you big brave badass's that would stomp on heads or insert steel objects into anyone who touched your stuff, as you are so flippant in taking the law into your own hands and breaking it, would that same disregard apply to their mates/dad/brother who came back to do exactly the same thing to you?

I think I know the answer.
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My 10yr old lad was attacked by 7-8 16yr olds, who beat him and his mate senseless then stole their bikes. I caught up with them outside the local shops. The following morning the 20+yr old brother of one of them, armed with a broken bottle came to my front door. I helped him out of our fuschia bush several times. Do I regret my actions? No, and neither did the Police when they turned up.

The local PC said, "well done, it's the only thing they listen to. Please tell us the next time you come across them so that we can ignore their calls."
 
pauldj42 said:
What is your answer do nothing, stand aside let society keep deteriorating, No on here is claiming to be a bad ass and I know myself I would be more than willing to defend my property and if I came off second best it woukdn't deter me next time, I stopped playing the "My Dad's bigger than your Dad" game when I was 12.
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It's not "standing aside" it's abiding by the law

Theft is unacceptable - violence is unacceptable

Just because someone breaks the law doesn't allow someone to then break the law to carry out your version of punishment
 
Liverpoolphil said:
It's not "standing aside" it's abiding by the law

Theft is unacceptable - violence is unacceptable

Just because someone breaks the law doesn't allow someone to then break the law to carry out your version of punishment
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And by the law you are allowed to prevent a crime from taking place. I respect your right to do nothing but make a call, me personally would, in certain situations, try and stop it.
 
Liverpoolphil said:
It's not "standing aside" it's abiding by the law

Theft is unacceptable - violence is unacceptable

Just because someone breaks the law doesn't allow someone to then break the law to carry out your version of punishment
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At times, "the law is an ass." If the punishments in our judicial system were a fitting deterrent we'd have way less crime. And when they are, we'll have way less crime and less vigilanty-ism...
 
Liverpoolphil said:
It's not "standing aside" it's abiding by the law

Theft is unacceptable - violence is unacceptable

Just because someone breaks the law doesn't allow someone to then break the law to carry out your version of punishment
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Defending yourself, your family and your property is not against the law. I would agree that, for example booting someone up and down the street for keying ur car is most definitely against the law, but if you were to catch the prepatrator in the act you can physically intervene without breaking the law.
 
Liverpoolphil said:
It's not "standing aside" it's abiding by the law

Theft is unacceptable - violence is unacceptable
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I consider myself a law abiding citizen. I am not "bad ass" (whatever that might mean).
But if somebody grabbed something of mine in the street, I would do my utmost to get it back off of them.
If they struggled to give it back, (they are hardly going to hand it back to me peacefully are they?) I would struggle with them.
If that resulted in them getting a smack in the mouth, tough titty.
Do you honestly expect me to say that I would stand there and let them take it?
Say it was your wife's handbag somebody grabbed.
Would you just say "let it go love, to try to stop them is above the law".
Get off your high horse.
 
Smiffy said:
I consider myself a law abiding citizen. I am not "bad ass" (whatever that might mean).
But if somebody grabbed something of mine in the street, I would do my utmost to get it back off of them.
If they struggled to give it back, (they are hardly going to hand it back to me peacefully are they?) I would struggle with them.
If that resulted in them getting a smack in the mouth, tough titty.
Do you honestly expect me to say that I would stand there and let them take it?
Say it was your wife's handbag somebody grabbed.
Would you just say "let it go love, to try to stop them is above the law".
Get off your high horse.
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But you can't really "stove their head in" or break fingers etc as had been suggested though can you
 
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