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Luiz Suarez

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Reckon I'm safe for a while,they wash there shell suits on a Wednesday :thup:

That is actually the funniest thing I have ever heard. It is original, current, witty and punctuated and spelt magnificently, again.

Any other piledrivers of magnificent wit, our Yorkshire Steven Fry?
 

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Pulling people on there spelling :eek:
Hit me where it hurts why don't u!

I thought I'd help you out,it may deflect people away from the 25 year old recycled joke that was offered.

Go on do the "I was a caesarean birth - I get out the car through the sunroof" joke. It was out about the same time.:thup:
 

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I thought I'd help you out,it may deflect people away from the 25 year old recycled joke that was offered.

Go on do the "I was a caesarean birth - I get out the car through the sunroof" joke. It was out about the same time.:thup:

The Kop shows its surprise at length of Suarez ban

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Suarez was always going to get more than a 7 game ban, otherwise he would be getting off my leniently than he did for his last act of cannibalism. Ten games sounds about right, with perhaps an added thousands lines 'I must not bite my playmates'
 

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Excuse me, can you move over there and get in the "overreactors" line, please.

No not there, that's the biased line. The one in between the "obvious agenda" and the "I'll just quote Robbie Savage/Joey Barton, to sound controversial" line.

Sheesh.

Booooom now that's wit:rofl:
& check out the grammar:thup:
 

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Far too many attempts to defend the indefensible in this thread I'm afraid. :angry:

In fairness to the pool lads I don't think they tried to defend it at all .. they did quite rightly point out it had turned into a media frenzy .. I wouldn't be a red & I think 10 matches is a bit OTT .. compared to other bans handed down for issues that are treated as serious or even more serious currently

As for the stirrers on the thread , sure they get ignored by the people who want to have a discussion ..

Ya hear that .. THEY GET IGNORED :D
 
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In fairness to the pool lads I don't think they tried to defend it at all .. I wouldn't be a red & I think 10 matches is a bit OTT ..

As for the stirrers on the thread , sure they get ignored by the people who want to have a discussion ..

Ya hear that .. THEY GET IGNORED :D

No need to shout. He deserves his ban, perhaps he will desist from biting an opponent a 3rd time.
 

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In fairness to the pool lads I don't think they tried to defend it at all .. I wouldn't be a red & I think 10 matches is a bit OTT ..

As for the stirrers on the thread , sure they get ignored by the people who want to have a discussion ..

Ya hear that .. THEY GET IGNORED :D
I agree,best to ignore them :thup:
 
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