Insomnia

Smiffy said:
You want to live on the coast. Bloody seagulls will be starting soon and we'll have the pitter patter of their chicks running around on our flat roof section in a month or two's time.
I'm tempted (really tempted) to buy a decent air rifle.
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I was attacked last year akin to a scene off the birds! Walking towards the beach front at the very end of Bexhill near my digs and the bloody things were swooping at my head, I thought nothing of it on the first swoop but then it got serious and I was running towards the open beach ducking & diving like something off Monty Python, woke me up that morning for sure!
 
Like this thread.Funny.Thought mine was bad, staring at ceiling at 6 a.m. A lie in compared to some..Mate of mine wakes usually around 3.He knows everything about American Football and Baseball...:)
 
Pigeons are the worst. They come hurtling towards you just missing your head by inches making you take avoiding action that looks funny to others in the street. Then you have to pretend you tripped or we're stretching or something. You certainly weren't startled by the pigeons. No way José.😯

Pigeons are awful fellas alright.
 
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I've stayed off this thread believing I have an unfair advantage in getting a good nights sleep but still being online stupid early UK time but if I promise not to post until I get to work it'll even things out.... see you tomorrow!
 
Have you lot tried a new invention called alcohol? You may still wake up at your usual time, but rest (ha) assured, you will not get up!!!!
 
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