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How to fix broken Britain

I dont think there will be a "fix" things will just peter out and relative normality will return. Things will get a little worse before eventually things begin to improve, house prices will begin going up again Britain will be in boom times then it starts all over again.
 
1. Everyone accepts that cuts have to be made as the country is going bankrupt. Just do it logically by cutting out the foreign aid, the nuclear missile updates and funding green projects like 400 wind turbines for the Cotswolds.

2. Scrap the human rights legislation. Nothing has wound this country up more than all the ridiculous stories about some little prison-dwelling scum getting compensation for his porridge being too cold.

3. Tell the EEC to go to hell. Keep the money to fund our projects instead of helping the French farmers, Italian mafia and the Germans in general.

4. Stop the free immigration of the Eastern Europeans to the UK.

5. And re-instate 3/4 handicap difference in match play.
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So what do you call this little manifesto of bile and hate?

The jackboot agenda, perhaps?

If you think UK money subsidises Germany, the kindest explanation is that you are completely raving mad. The truth (something hated by the rabid right) is that the contrary applies.
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I think you're missing the irony here pal. ;)
 
I dont know what all the fuss is about,had a good round of golf with my mates,had a few bevvies,lovely day all round,
nobody got hurt,did'nt see one rioter,no burning buildings
its good to be up north....
 
1. Everyone accepts that cuts have to be made as the country is going bankrupt. Just do it logically by cutting out the foreign aid, the nuclear missile updates and funding green projects like 400 wind turbines for the Cotswolds.

2. Scrap the human rights legislation. Nothing has wound this country up more than all the ridiculous stories about some little prison-dwelling scum getting compensation for his porridge being too cold.

3. Tell the EEC to go to hell. Keep the money to fund our projects instead of helping the French farmers, Italian mafia and the Germans in general.

4. Stop the free immigration of the Eastern Europeans to the UK.

5. And re-instate 3/4 handicap difference in match play.
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So what do you call this little manifesto of bile and hate?

The jackboot agenda, perhaps?

If you think UK money subsidises Germany, the kindest explanation is that you are completely raving mad. The truth (something hated by the rabid right) is that the contrary applies.
Click to expand...

I think you're missing the irony here pal. ;)
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With all the right wing BS around here from Daily Mail readers and talksport listeners, it is hard to distinguish between the serious and the piss taker, so if you are one of the latter, I apologise!

I do agree with 3/4 in matchplay, to be fair.
 
That's fine Ethan. I should have made it clear I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek.

Then again, outside of 5 which Richard Littlejohn will probably write a full column on when all the trouble dies down, I do believe 1 is a valid point!
 
1. Everyone accepts that cuts have to be made as the country is going bankrupt. Just do it logically by cutting out the foreign aid, the nuclear missile updates and funding green projects like 400 wind turbines for the Cotswolds.

2. Scrap the human rights legislation. Nothing has wound this country up more than all the ridiculous stories about some little prison-dwelling scum getting compensation for his porridge being too cold.

3. Tell the EEC to go to hell. Keep the money to fund our projects instead of helping the French farmers, Italian mafia and the Germans in general.

4. Stop the free immigration of the Eastern Europeans to the UK.

5. And re-instate 3/4 handicap difference in match play.
Click to expand...

So what do you call this little manifesto of bile and hate?

The jackboot agenda, perhaps?
Click to expand...


So how would you fix Britain?
 
1. Everyone accepts that cuts have to be made as the country is going bankrupt. Just do it logically by cutting out the foreign aid, the nuclear missile updates and funding green projects like 400 wind turbines for the Cotswolds.

2. Scrap the human rights legislation. Nothing has wound this country up more than all the ridiculous stories about some little prison-dwelling scum getting compensation for his porridge being too cold.

3. Tell the EEC to go to hell. Keep the money to fund our projects instead of helping the French farmers, Italian mafia and the Germans in general.

4. Stop the free immigration of the Eastern Europeans to the UK.

5. And re-instate 3/4 handicap difference in match play.
Click to expand...

So what do you call this little manifesto of bile and hate?

The jackboot agenda, perhaps?

If you think UK money subsidises Germany, the kindest explanation is that you are completely raving mad. The truth (something hated by the rabid right) is that the contrary applies.
Click to expand...

I think you're missing the irony here pal. ;)
Click to expand...

With all the right wing BS around here from Daily Mail readers and talksport listeners, it is hard to distinguish between the serious and the piss taker, so if you are one of the latter, I apologise!

I do agree with 3/4 in matchplay, to be fair.
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Ethan,have you ever thought about a career in politics ?
You've got my vote.
 
1. Everyone accepts that cuts have to be made as the country is going bankrupt. Just do it logically by cutting out the foreign aid, the nuclear missile updates and funding green projects like 400 wind turbines for the Cotswolds.

2. Scrap the human rights legislation. Nothing has wound this country up more than all the ridiculous stories about some little prison-dwelling scum getting compensation for his porridge being too cold.

3. Tell the EEC to go to hell. Keep the money to fund our projects instead of helping the French farmers, Italian mafia and the Germans in general.

4. Stop the free immigration of the Eastern Europeans to the UK.

5. And re-instate 3/4 handicap difference in match play.
Click to expand...

So what do you call this little manifesto of bile and hate?

The jackboot agenda, perhaps?
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So how would you fix Britain?
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He would start by stopping the publication of the Daily Mail and get everyone to read some other pish rag.(They are all pish IMO by the way!) ;)
 
1. Take one large ship
2. anchor it in the middle of the atlantic without fuel, food, medical supplies or life boats.
3. Put a couple of new LCD TV's, Xboxes, microwaves and a pile of new clothes
4. Add all of the idiots caught looting or rioting
5. Let em have at it.

Have I thought this out much, probably not, as long as it infringes on their "human rights"

If it ever breaks free and looks like entering UK sea space, torpedo it.
 
I heard one scrote interviewed on the radio:
'everyone knows the prisons are full, there are hundreds of us, what are they going to do - give us Asbos? who cares about them'

nowhere to lock them up? plenty of derelict army camps. some decent fencing, a full body search on the way in and leave the little b's to it. that and a bit of flogging.

of course while it might fix the immediate problem, and satisfy many, it will do nothing about a long term solution.
 
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