Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
When I first got married (the first time) I was totally against holidaying abroad. Didn't appeal to me.
So me and the then wife went down to Cornwall for three years on the trot. So many people had been down there and come back as brown as a nut, saying what lovely weather they had enjoyed. Jeez, they even have palm trees growing down there.
Three years we went, middle of August. It pissed down and blew a gale nearly every time we were there. I cannot remember one really hot day spent in Cornwall.
Year four we buggered off to Tunisia and the only time I ever go to Cornwall now is to play golf at either Lanhydrock or St Mellion. And I can almost guarantee that it will piss down then too.
So me and the then wife went down to Cornwall for three years on the trot. So many people had been down there and come back as brown as a nut, saying what lovely weather they had enjoyed. Jeez, they even have palm trees growing down there.
Three years we went, middle of August. It pissed down and blew a gale nearly every time we were there. I cannot remember one really hot day spent in Cornwall.
Year four we buggered off to Tunisia and the only time I ever go to Cornwall now is to play golf at either Lanhydrock or St Mellion. And I can almost guarantee that it will piss down then too.