Golfing Duels......

[ADB]

Leading on from the Ogilvy/Allenby handbags, how about suggesting some likely pugilists from the world of golf, who would come out on top and why?

Heres a starter:

Woods Vs Williams

In Tigers dreams! This is a bad blood pairing, with plenty of trash talking beforehand. Williams gets an absolute whooping.

Montgomery Vs Torrance

Difficult one to call this as as Sam's belly shots kept getting lost in 'Ol Grumpy's rolls confusing the scorers. Monty may have the reach, but his sloth-like speed means Sam is sobbing with joy after flooring the big man with a cheap shot whilst Monty was complaining to the referee about cameras, noise from the crowd, the quality of the canvas etc etc etc

Just for fun

 

[stevie_r]

Creamer v pettersen in a kiddies paddling pool full of jelly

In beach wear

 

[brendy]

Creamer v pettersen in a kiddies paddling pool full of jelly

In beach wear

I think the audience is the winner there.

Ian Baker finch vs John Daly. Who could stick in there long enough without having to walk off...
A proper war of attrition if ever I saw it.

 

[Robobum]

Bernhard Langer v Ben Crane

No punches thrown yet, they are both still going through pre punch routines

 

[Dodger]

Bernhard Langer v Ben Crane

No punches thrown yet, they are both still going through pre punch routines

And the winner faces Harrington...

"Hours away.....round 1".

 

[richart]

Creamer v pettersen in a kiddies paddling pool full of jelly

In beach wear

Too over dressed for my taste.

 

[fundy]

Nick Faldo and Mark James

 

[ADB]

Keegan Bradley vs Adam Scott looked a good match up but had to be abandoned. Neither could land a punch without anchoring themselves to the ring corners

 

[USER1999]

Greg Norman versus Scott hoch. Great match, until the sudden death play off. 78 holes later, still going, with every hole halve in 8s.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Johnny Millar v just about any golfer you like

Continually slags them off as not fit to swing the club - bout called of after boxer loses hand inside cavenous gob of bitter and twisted has been

 

[richart]

Johnny Millar v just about any golfer you like

Continually slags them off as not fit to swing the club - bout called of after boxer loses hand inside cavenous gob of bitter and twisted has been

Would be a more exciting fight than John Hawksworth versus Nick Faldo. They wouldn't need to throw any punches they would just bore each other to death.

 

[Wildrover]

Darren Clarke v Ian Woosnam

Would take place outside a kebab shop at 2am and end with them hugging each other declaring that they love each other and are best mates.