GM Ryder Cup Scotland v England 2011

AuburnWarrior

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ENGERLAND, ENGERLAND, ENGERLAND..

This geezer's up for a knock round the Goswick goat track.

I want to meet the pitbull that is Dodger.. ;)

I have a couple of questions though..

1) What's the nearest airport?
2) Will I need my passport?
3) Will anyone understand me up there?
 

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Dodger's a pussy, you will be disappointed?

Don't say that!!

I see Dodger as a cross between Rab C Nesbitt, Duncan Ferguson and George Galloway - am I wrong?? :D

Yep, I played against Dodger on both days last year and he was great company throughout and not at all like you are imagining.
 

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Dodger's a pussy, you will be disappointed?

Don't say that!!

I see Dodger as a cross between Rab C Nesbitt, Duncan Ferguson and George Galloway - am I wrong?? :D

Yep, I played against Dodger on both days last year and he was great company throughout and not at all like you are imagining.

Not another one!!

You lot are spoiling my mental picture of Dodger.. :p
 

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Been off the site for or month or four,as some pr*** broke in and burgled my flat,so have a laptop and I'm back,Can i put my name down,as i made the trip last year,Just to watch a Professional Womaniser(Phil) chat up 2 women,and he didn't get anywhere, priceless.ha ha.Bill (Centuryg5)

You sure about that Bill? ;)
 

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Both teams are starting to fill up nicely. We've got tee times for 16 players a side this year so there's still a couple of places left. 32 of us out on the town on the Friday night will surely bring out all the Berwick-Upon-Tweed girl groupies.

Anyone else wanting to meet Dodger and/or play at Goswick PM me. You know you want to...

Andy
 

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Are the English taking this seriously this time round ? Seems that some of them may be having a weeks practise up North in September ;)

Still, nothing will prepare them for that opening tee shot with Mr Dodger Snr announcing them on the tee and reminding them of the OB down the right of the fairway :eek:

Bring it on :D
 

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there is nothing quite like the tee announcement with its totally unnecessary reminder to the England team,
can't say I noticed the equivalent reminder to the Scots about red tees.

and if memory serves, weren't Phil's floozies up for a thrash from Newcastle?
 

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Dodger's a pussy, you will be disappointed?

Don't say that!!

I see Dodger as a cross between Rab C Nesbitt, Duncan Ferguson and George Galloway - am I wrong?? :D

Yep, I played against Dodger on both days last year and he was great company throughout and not at all like you are imagining.

Not another one!!

You lot are spoiling my mental picture of Dodger.. :p
Not forgetting wee Jimmy Krankie :D
 

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Are the English taking this seriously this time round ? Seems that some of them may be having a weeks practise up North in September ;)

Still, nothing will prepare them for that opening tee shot with Mr Dodger Snr announcing them on the tee and reminding them of the OB down the right of the fairway :eek:

Bring it on :D

I wouldn't worry about them and their practice trip in September. Smiffy has got them playing flat easy parkland courses that involves a 4 hour round trip, Coupled with them loosing loads of balls around Tain and Golspie. :D

Nea problem, ken.
 
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