Given the choice......

Smiffy

Smiffy

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You are playing in a mixed greensomes competition........

Would you rather play with some gorgeous bit of totty, tight top, short skirt, gorgeous legs who plays off 36 and is oinking the ball around like a complete noob or an 80 year old tub of lard dressed in a tartan skirt and knee length grey socks, shirt spuds tucked in her waistband but plays off 4 and hits the ball like Laura Davies?


 
as long as my opponant was the 36 h'capper.... :)
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Not allowed.
You are either playing with her or she is in a different group.
Sorry, should have pointed this out.
She is beautifully tanned by the way.
The fit one that is, not the coffin dodger
;)
 
oooohh interesting, prob still play with the 4 h'capper, I like to win, and it is not like I will be showering with my playing partner afterwards....... :)
BTW, my mixed partner is a 17 h'capper, 5'5, blonde, 29 and very good looking...... it can be kind of distracting, but def in a good way!!
 
Yeah, I often dream of winning the mixed greensomes.......



It's a game for a giggle, so nubile totty and a game with a smile for me.

Although the way my love life is at the moment, I've definitely got more chance with the tub of lard

:o
 
"The young lady now takes the tee, obviously nervous in her first greensomes comp, but she looks resplendent in her short white skirt, her tanned & extremely toned legs glistening in the morning sunlight, and as she takes her stance over the ball, her cleavage is quite apparent as the V of her shirt falls away slightly.
The cool chill of the morning is also your friend today, making her nip......."

I don't think Smiffy's question needs answering does it ? :D :eek: :D
 
Given that I'm married, slightly out of shape and would have no chance of getting to sh*g the fit one, coupled with the fact that I'm a collosal pervert and would spend all round trying to get a better view of her tits rather than concentrate on the golf...

I'll play with the 4 handicapper and win the f***ing competition! :)
 
Thank you Smiffy, interesting scenario's of the female golfer...... :eek:

Hard luck on my playing partners at Blackmoor, (14.9) :( ;)
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Smiffy has asked to play with you at Blackmoor Jan, but to complete his fantasy are you happy to play off 4 ? ;)
 
I would be a better match for the sexy hacker but hell, who cares, if either of them were that desperate to play with me... I would let them.
 
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