Funeral arrangements

[JustOne]

In my 'property maintenance days' one customer sprinkled her hubby's ashes around a rose bush in the middle of her lawn..... later that day he was in the grassbox of the lawnmower...

 

[Sweep]

If I'm healthy at the time, any/all my organs to be put on the organ donor list.

I am not sure you would be classed as healthy, but I know what you mean

 

[Iaing]

Sky burial.

That'll give the loved ones left behind a dilemma. Either (a) stump up to have my remains transported to Tibet for the real deal :thup: or (b) cobble together some cheaper (and probably highly illegal) alternative, possibly involving crows. :angry:

 

[williamalex1]

From the 19th hole to your last ever hole , the 20th, S.I .0, par 1 , dist , 2 yards, hole in one at last.:smirk:

With someone shouting get in the hole.

 

[cookelad]

One of my mates says he's being put on the 15th green at Aldersey, he's not being cremated he just wants to be left there!

Always said I was going to hire a comedian for mine until I found out people already do - I preferred it when I thought I was being original!