Fragger becomes Flinger

[Imurg]

It is to be reported that PhiltheFragger, recently crowned Nearest the Pin Champion, lost his head today while unsucessfully trying to beat Imurg in the weekly Friday round. Fragger, a mostly mild mannered individual, launched his "trusty" 5 Iron many a yard after duffing it no more than 30 yards, this being his 5th shot and only just getting past his playing partners drive. Said Iron performed at least 3 full turns with twists landing some yards behind the fuming Fragger. A blob ensued - no surprise there!
The next hole witnessed yet more cussing when Fragger took 4 putts from about 25 feet. Apparently he must be a real golfer as he did not cry while lining up the 4th!
Normality was restored to the Universe as Imurg swept to a deserved victory by 37 points to 31.
Battle will resume at a later date.

 

[BROOKIE]

sounds like the old man will be coming into his own,this time next week.Did he get a verbal warning?

 

[CVG]

Of all days to miss playing!!!!!!!!!! bloody work I hate it.

Well done on the win though, see you next week all being well.

 

[Imurg]

sounds like the old man will be coming into his own,this time next week.Did he get a verbal warning?

Nah! Just wet myself laughing....

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I can take it, although methinks that Imurg has used up his supply of artistic licence

Hardly played a decent shot all day, did well to scramble that many points

Here's to the next time

Fragger The Flinger

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Obviously brought down to my level of mediocrity following our 9 holes on Wednesday evening. Just polish the trophy and let bro see it every now and then

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I wont mention the infamous "Imurg Bag Kicking Incident"
a few weeks ago when he got well & truely tonked

Im all better now

Fragger

 

[Smiffy]

Fragger.
A word in your "shell-like" and the best ever advice I got when I first started this game....



Always, repeat ALWAYS, throw your club ahead of you. It saves you having to walk back to pick it up.

Remember these wise words and your knees will last you twice as long.

The ever useful Smiffy

 

[JustOne]

It is to be reported that PhiltheFragger, recently crowned Nearest the Pin Champion, lost his head today while unsucessfully trying to beat Imurg in the weekly Friday round.

After success comes a period of down time, just ask Poulter

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Fragger.
A word in your "shell-like" and the best ever advice I got when I first started this game....



Always, repeat ALWAYS, throw your club ahead of you. It saves you having to walk back to pick it up.

Remember these wise words and your knees will last you twice as long.

The ever useful Smiffy

What a usefull bloke you are to know

 

[shagster]

just a follow up to smiffys useful advice, make sure theres no water in front as paddling about trying to retreive clubs is not a good look

 

[Smiffy]

just a follow up to smiffys useful advice, make sure theres no water in front as paddling about trying to retreive clubs is not a good look

Or fir trees.
Fir trees love eating wayward clubs

 

[bobmac]

Or fir trees.
Fir trees love eating wayward clubs

I was wondering why you just bought a new set of clubs