The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and approach the pearly gates. To each others amazement The Pope goes "downstairs" Tiger goes upstairs. The Pope endures a night of extreme torment, but next day the devil comes to see him and very smuglly says - Ahh there has been an administerative error and actually you're up there and Tiger's down here - but at least you had a taste of hell.
The Pope is very relieved and walks back up the stairs - he meets Tiger on his way down. "Thank Heaven's it was an error" says The Pope, "I thought I would never meet the beloved Virgin Mother!" - Yeah well I guess you're a day late replies Tiger.
Boom Boom!!
The Pope is very relieved and walks back up the stairs - he meets Tiger on his way down. "Thank Heaven's it was an error" says The Pope, "I thought I would never meet the beloved Virgin Mother!" - Yeah well I guess you're a day late replies Tiger.
Boom Boom!!
