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Did I miss the Rangers jokes?

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Perhaps I've missed them but some of the better ones I've heard:

1. New Rangers DVD coming out titled Rangers 1873-2012 Sashes to Ashes.

2. Rangers have signed a new TV deal for next season with the History Channel.

3. Celtic have launched the Help A Hun Appeal aka HAHA!

Not looking very good for them at the moment and seems to get worse each day. I'd rather they didn't go under and I don't think they're the only ones teetering on the edge. Too many clubs in the UK surviving on assets and no money actually in the bank.
 
Portsmouth are also in severe trouble - problem is that the majority of the assets are the players and with transfer windows closed other then Russia and China not much chance of raising any £££ quickly.
 
The Administrators have taken over Ibrox and have decided in an a attempt to raise some much needed cash they are going to re-name the stadium the Inland Revenue Arena.....the I.R.A. for short, but it's only provisional at the moment........
 
A Reverend has just been on Reporting Scotland saying that Rangers are a club that always act with great dignity.


That is without doubt the best joke I have heard this week.
 
There's a story in todays Sun revealing that Craig Whyte's financial advisor is also a star and producer of porn films. The Sun printed a list of possible film titles. They are as follows:

1. Debbie does Govan
2. Boogie Whytes
3. Broxy Bare
4. Vatman & Throbbin
5. Bear-Back Mountain
6. Simply the Breast
7. Emman-Blue-elle
8. The Bonk Job
9. The Willy Boys
10. YesYesYessssPL

Number 4 is my favourite. There must be better ones than those though, I just cant think of any.
 
Sponge1980 said:
There's a story in todays Sun revealing that Craig Whyte's financial advisor is also a star and producer of porn films. The Sun printed a list of possible film titles. They are as follows:

1. Debbie does Govan
2. Boogie Whytes
3. Broxy Bare
4. Vatman & Throbbin
5. Bear-Back Mountain
6. Simply the Breast
7. Emman-Blue-elle
8. The Bonk Job
9. The Willy Boys
10. YesYesYessssPL

Number 4 is my favourite. There must be better ones than those though, I just cant think of any.
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Vatman & Throbbin :rofl:
 
Young boy walking through the park sees 2 rangers season tickets nailed to a tree ... result he thinks . has a quick look around to see if anyone is watching ,theres not , so he robs the nail & legs it :D
 
Dodger said:
8/1 for Killie to win today..............like giving money away.

Rangers,the club that just keeps giving....what a great week it has been.:rofl:
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That may have been the plan apparently the administrators can't find £24million from the season ticket loans maybe it's at ladbrokes ;)
 
You may just enjoy this one.........................

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You couldn't make it up!!:rofl:
 
Is the biggest joke not the fact that they'll be docked 10 points yet still be third and probably favourites to come second? The quality of the SPL is outstanding :p
 
Mr_T said:
Is the biggest joke not the fact that they'll be docked 10 points yet still be third and probably favourites to come second? The quality of the SPL is outstanding :p
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Yeah cos the premiership can be won by any number of four teams of course :rolleyes:
 
Not related to administration but funny all the same... What do Rangers and 3 pin plugs have in common?


They're both absoluetly useless in Europe
 
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