PhilTheFragger
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Let’s keep it nice everyone, ta muchly?
Loo role for a bottle of Jack Daniels."Hi, my name is Hobbit, and I need to trade. Anyone got any butter? I've got 4 tins of HEINZ beans - not cheap Chinese copies. Also, HID has ran out of coffee. Can trade some Fray Bentos pies...?"
"Anyone out there dealing?"
"Hi, my name is Hobbit, and I need to trade. Anyone got any butter? I've got 4 tins of HEINZ beans - not cheap Chinese copies. Also, HID has ran out of coffee. Can trade some Fray Bentos pies...?"
"Anyone out there dealing?"
I'll swap a Kenco Rich 150g pack for a coupla tins of your finest British Beans!
Loo role for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Decaf or full fat?
To counter that, the staples we buy from amazon for 3 years now (nappies and wet wipes) got silly expensive.On a positive front was talking to an Amazon delivery driver whilst out mowing and he was very happy as everyone at home to take delivery and roads quieter
Having drunk potato mash vodka in Russia and Potcheen in NI I'll take my chancesMmm, JD is mega expensive over here. How about Spanish brandy... you'll have your sight back by Monday-ish
Ooooo very good. But, if Ryanair think it's ok at the mo, who am I to argue? Hopefully I'll get stuck over there as well. Lot's of loverly sunshine !!!!!!!
"Hi, my name is Hobbit, and I need to trade. Anyone got any butter? I've got 4 tins of HEINZ beans - not cheap Chinese copies. Also, HID has ran out of coffee. Can trade some Fray Bentos pies...?"
"Anyone out there dealing?"
Aaaah poor little lambs. 3 weeks on and off and they are moaning? Teachers eh? Wouldn't give 'em house room.
Well we had our first case last night... borders shut-down today & all businesses other then essential services & food retailers are shut from tomorrow, total containment its being called
from Nothing to lockdown in 36 hours!
There's a cracking video and picture on Fbook showing a guy paying for a Chinese carry out with sheets of toilet paper, another of a guy in an awful state surrounded by empty booze bottles after a only few days isolation. sady i don't know how to post them."Hi, my name is Hobbit, and I need to trade. Anyone got any butter? I've got 4 tins of HEINZ beans - not cheap Chinese copies. Also, HID has ran out of coffee. Can trade some Fray Bentos pies...?"
"Anyone out there dealing?"
Who said Brandy ?Mmm, JD is mega expensive over here. How about Spanish brandy... you'll have your sight back by Monday-ish
When I was on a Scout camp back in the day we drank potato mash.........used Smash with a touch too much waterHaving drunk potato mash vodka in Russia and Potcheen in NI I'll take my chances![]()