Cancel Xmas!

[Deleted Member 1156]

Well, may as well save your money on presents as it looks like we're all doomed!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weir...-2018-magnitude-9-richter-scale-ditrianum/amp

 

[USER1999]

That's a shame, I have just paid for a holiday from the 20th. May as well cancel it as well as xmas.

 

[User2021]

Does the author of the article know David Ike?

 

[jim8flog]

I have always liked being pulled by Venus.

Never by Mars though.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

As long I never get pulled by Uranus I'm OK.

 

[Imurg]

And people thought they were having a bad day coz O2 screwed up..

 

[bobmac]

I wonder if he thinks the world is flat

 

[bluewolf]

I'm not validating the guys research, but isn't this how all disaster movies start? A lone scientist, ploughing away at some hidden research station, suddenly finds that the World is about to end... And no one believes him...

Well, based on my extensive research (everyone loves a good disaster flick), then I reckon there's a bloody good chance that this is true!

 

[Imurg]

But is The Rock ready to save us all or have we got to rely on the Ice Wall to hold us together..?

 

[Robster59]

I remember a friend who was convinced an unknown dark planet was going to hit the Earth earlier this year but then he does love his conspiracy theories.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Pedantically - Christmas is not cancellable...that none of us might be around to celebrate it is quite another thing

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Pedantically - Christmas is not cancellable...that none of us might be around to celebrate it is quite another thing

Yes, that is very pedantic....thanks for trying to spoil a light hearted thread.

 

[bluewolf]

Pedantically - Christmas is not cancellable...that none of us might be around to celebrate it is quite another thing

Even more pedantically, Christmas is most definitely cancellable. It's a man-made holiday. We could all just choose not to celebrate it and poof - cancelled..

Oh, and being even more pedantic, cancellable isn't a word!

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

I'll be very annoyed if this guy is right and the world does end next week, we've got our works Xmas do on the 16th and I've already paid for it

 

[GreiginFife]

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I'll be very annoyed if this guy is right and the world does end next week, we've got our works Xmas do on the 16th and I've already paid for it

Surely you would be eligible for a refund... 🤣

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Even more pedantically, Christmas is most definitely cancellable. It's a man-made holiday. We could all just choose not to celebrate it and poof - cancelled..

Oh, and being even more pedantic, cancellable isn't a word!

Ah well I wasn't serious in suggesting it wasn't cancellable. Anyway - weather panics are surely for Daily Express readers only - it's the DE's USP

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/cancellable

 

[bluewolf]

Ah well I wasn't serious in suggesting it wasn't cancellable. Anyway - weather panics are surely for Daily Express readers only - it's the DE's USP

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/cancellable

Damn. Genuinely thought I was going to get away with that one 😂

 

[Hobbit]

Even more pedantically, Christmas is most definitely cancellable. It's a man-made holiday. We could all just choose not to celebrate it and poof - cancelled..

Oh, and being even more pedantic, cancellable isn't a word!

It’s absolutely man-made. Jesus was actually born in March... I can’t remember all the detail but for some reason the celebration was moved to December... probably to beat the Christmas rush.

 

[bluewolf]

It’s absolutely man-made. Jesus was actually born in March... I can’t remember all the detail but for some reason the celebration was moved to December... probably to beat the Christmas rush.

You can't have a pointless religious holiday in March. It'd get in the way of Easter 😳😂

 

[jim8flog]

It’s absolutely man-made. Jesus was actually born in March... I can’t remember all the detail but for some reason the celebration was moved to December... probably to beat the Christmas rush.

Christmas got moved to December so they could start the Christmas sales in October and put up extra lighting in November when it gets dark.