callaway razr hawk tour: where have you been all me ***** life?

[lawbird]

gentlemen,
would some kind hearted fellow out there be kind enough to tell this 15 handicapper who built this instrument of pure joy called the Callaway Razr hawk tour Driver?

would like to give the fellow a big fat slurpy kiss, or maybe a second wife, should he be partial to a quiet spot of bigamy.

a gift, oh what a gift! the driving left me flight mates mouth agape. Outdrove them on every single hole, leaving me black magic wedges to finish the rest.

shot 70 on a par 72 course designed by the very devil himself, in Lagos yesterday. and this is a course that has, to put it mildly, kicked a fellow's behind most unmercifully over the past two years; strong men have been reduced to tears by this short, nasty and brutish course called Ikeja.

Happy as a Lark, until the next golfing disaster,

lawbird

 

[CMAC]

Welcome to the forum, why not divulge a tad more about your exotic make up

 

[Dave B]

One of my friends has never looked back since buying and it's given him 15-20 yds on his FT-9. Unfortunately he's a left hander so I can't have a play with it to upset him

 

[BTatHome]

Wow two under for a 15 handicapper is serious shooting.

 

[lawbird]

most obliged to you, o mighty chief darthvega! beans will be spilled all over the place in due course.

 

[Evesdad]

Only had my normal hawk a month and must say its transformed my driving too, it's now one of my strengths rather than my weakness!

 

[GOLFBALL_WHACKER_GUY]

Not had mine long either, was out driving a 13 hc mate of mine at the range last week, excellent driver

 

[Naybrains]

Welcome to the looney bin, normally when I see a message from Nigeria it's that friendly Doctor wanting to deposit 1million Us dollars into my bank account.

Are you that Doctor?



Back on thread, yeah tried one on an away day last year and really liked it, had all intentions of getting fitted for one but ended up going white.

 

[lawbird]

much obliged, Lord Naybrianer, Sultan of Q school. unfortunately am a lawyer, which probably makes it worse. but a couple of million dollars wouldn't hurt. i'm sure i could think of creative ways to spend it, try me and see.

what is it with this white thing that makes a fellow feel he's doing something vaguely wrong by not owning one? actually keep two drivers in the bag, one the callaway instrument of oppression, the second, a 12 degree R11, for quick loft.

by the way, ever heard of black magic wedges?
i own a set of four, 48, 52, 56 and 60 degrees. they are truly game-changing wedges, i don't want anybody else in the world to buy them!

 

[bigslice]

lol lol lol lol lol lol, surely this should be under the chipper thread ne:

 

[Tommo21]

Lol

 

[Region3]

much obliged, Lord Naybrianer, Sultan of Q school. unfortunately am a lawyer, which probably makes it worse. but a couple of million dollars wouldn't hurt. i'm sure i could think of creative ways to spend it, try me and see.

what is it with this white thing that makes a fellow feel he's doing something vaguely wrong by not owning one? actually keep two drivers in the bag, one the callaway instrument of oppression, the second, a 12 degree R11, for quick loft.

by the way, ever heard of black magic wedges?
i own a set of four, 48, 52, 56 and 60 degrees. they are truly game-changing wedges, i don't want anybody else in the world to buy them!

Are you Stuart Hall?

 

[BTatHome]

Would still like to know how the new driver can knock 17 shots off your handicap in one round.

 

[lawbird]

i see you (albeit electronically) challenge tour pro. have challenged any cutting down of me handicap on the very reasonable ground that no single outstanding score can legitimately serve as the basis of an adjustment to Handicap.

apart from the odd sound it makes, THE THING just about sends balls into orbit. but as usually happens in life, the longer drivers tend to be more wayward than consistent.

i've played golf long enough not to be anything more than momentarily excited by an outstanding score.

but THE THING has markedly improved my scores on the average.

 

[Evesdad]

Confidence, all best best rounds have come with good driving. The confidence of knocking it down the fairway and obv better lies than in the trees can make huge differences in scores.