Broken clock - nightmare

[Hobbit]

I usually have a decent nightmare once every few months. Last night saw a black haired beauty with long finger nails attempt to scratch my eyes out. Being a supreme athlete I used my Ninja skills to stop her in her tracks - cue a left jab to her nose... new clock required.

Needless to say, Mrs Hobbit has praised me for alerting her to the dangers that lurk in the night and for the opportunity to buy a new clock.

Maybe I shouldn't have jam on toast just before going to bed...:smirk:

 

[virtuocity]

Wow, you're dangerous with your hands. Sounds like you had a bit of a time of it this morning with the missus!!!!! She'll certainly wind you up about this one for ages!! Alarming right enough mate and hope that you sort out these physical ticks before you lose face.

 

[cookelad]

At least you were facing clock side not Mrs H side, if you punched out in the other direction there'd have been trouble!

 

[CMAC]

could've been worse, might have been a dream with a happy ending