If you beleive Smiffy and Dodger that job is already taken by yours truly!
Excuse me Homer. I have never said you are "up your own arse" or "ignorant".
Obsessed? Yes. Over analytical? Definitely.
Possessor of the shortest memory I've ever met? Without a doubt.
You're quite a nice bloke actually. I like you.
But feck me, where golf is concerned you do my head in
Good to see irony has by-passed you then. F**k me I get slaughtered for being too serious so I try some self-depreciation and still get a hard time
