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From an old email i found , badly worded church notices ..



The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals..

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.

The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.


Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.


Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.

Please use large double door at the side entrance.


The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help
 
I once had a letter from a Japanese Engineer who had been on a training course with us. He wanted to thnk us for the way our trainer had looked after him during his visit. He wrote:

"Please can you thank your Engineer for pleasuring me all week end" :confused:
 
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