Birmingham Airport.

Just book a round of golf at Hatchford Brook and leave your car on their carpark, it borders the airport. If you want a shortcut, one of the holes runs parallel to the runway, just crawl under the fence!
 
Take your car into the car repair garage around the corner and book it in for a change of windscreen wipers. Call them an hour later and say you have been taken ill and will pick it up when you get out of hospital 😎
 
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