MarkA
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Look, we Northerners watch 'The Only Way is Essex' so we know what its like down South
Sounds like you are a hoot of a neighbour. Somehow I think that if you moved North you would still not like the people around you.
So I guess people in the Midlands wear Flat Caps, have a Staffie on a piece of rope and a Rolex?
Haved you ever TRIED living in Surrey? I have - for 17 years. Oh yes - it's a hoot living here - a very bitchy and expensive hoot...
I lived in Surrey for 10 years.
My memories were of lots of people getting on trains and treadmills with their heads down trying to earn enough to pay their over-inflated mortgages. Oh and lots of burglars and thieves.
Slime.
P.S. EXACTLY where is this mythical North/South divide.
About seven miles north of where I reside...