rosecott
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Annoying things that you didn't expect about getting older
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Liverbirdie
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I'm making notes for 15 years time.....
williamalex1
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Liverbirdie
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Euros ,
No thanks, we might be out of it by then.
Unless we bottle it, like the Scottish did.
:rofl:
williamalex1
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No thanks, we might be out of it by then.
Unless we bottle it, like the Scottish did.
We'll find out in a few weeks time, but keep me some notes :thup:
SocketRocket
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There are two big problems with getting old:
1) Your memory gets bad.
2) I cant remember the other one.
1) Your memory gets bad.
2) I cant remember the other one.
williamalex1
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I am taking more and more pills to keep me alive and to keep my plumbing working. I now have to wear glasses for long sightedness. When it's cold and windy my eyes keep watering and the drops fall onto the glasses when I look down to putt, which makes things a bit blurry! 
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Khamelion
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Maybe there was something to Logan's Run...
Khamelion
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On a Friday night, telling your daughter to be careful and not to get too drunk, then going to put the kettle on for a cuppa, and then watching at 7 o'clock what you recorded mid week as it was on to late then.
SocketRocket
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You owe me 10 grand, remember
Oh Yes! Just PM me your credit card details and I'll wire it over right away :smirk:
ruff-driver
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Rolling out of bed in the morning isn't a problem yet.
It's the getting up off the floor that is
It's the getting up off the floor that is
williamalex1
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arnieboy
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Realising that it would be difficult to walk upright the day after walking 27 holes of golf.
williamalex1
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Realising that the old saying " old age doesn't come by itself " is so true.
SocketRocket
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Rolling out of bed in the morning isn't a problem yet.
It's the getting up off the floor that is
If you get a problem with rolling out of bed theres a cure. Take a viagra at bedtime
Blue in Munich
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If you get a problem with rolling out of bed theres a cure. Take a viagra at bedtime
Cut the Viagra in half; that way you get a lazy one and you don't wee all over your slippers........
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If you get a problem with rolling out of bed theres a cure. Take a viagra at bedtime
I have the eye drops, they make me look hard
JohnnyDee
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The involuntary groans, grunts and creaks that are synonymous with either sitting down or getting up from a seat.
Recently standing on a bus a young teenage girl asked me if I would like her seat :mmm::mmm:
Being invisible to chuggers when walking along the high street - so sometimes getting older has its advantages.:thup:
Recently standing on a bus a young teenage girl asked me if I would like her seat :mmm::mmm:
Being invisible to chuggers when walking along the high street - so sometimes getting older has its advantages.:thup:
Kellfire
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The hair that used to be on my scalp relocating to my shoulders, back, upper arms etc.