Ah say it is Valentine's Day you know.

You see that's what Valentine's Day is all about ( romance) and it didn't cost a penny. Apart from an engagement ring,mortgage, wedding, funding two kids, hair dye to keep Helen blonde. Well written SILH.

Good one @Tashyboy :thup:

Only God knows how she's put up with me...as you can well imagine :)
 
Oh, a good one the wife told me last night over our meal out. A bloke who she deals with on the phone was taking his fiance out last night to see.......Leeds United. Well they won so..........hopefully it ended well. :thup:
 
Heard this on radio yesterday...

Couple out for romantic valentine's meal... Became aware of someone on adjoining table standing up putting on coat with unhappy body language... Quick swivel of eyes taking in 'date' with chin on palm taking a nap... Expensive evening for no 'reward'!
 
I once sent a girl I had broken up with a bouquet of weeds. The flower shop were more than happy to do it as they thought it was hilarious. All the dead cuttings and rubbish in a bouquet. And she had two of her friends there when the delivery van turned up. Classic. She never lived that one down.
 
Valentine evening meal was a Cornish pastry on the M1 with the wife, due to an unexpected emergency run to hospital in Essex.:(

Hope you lucky lovers got enjoyed the day and evening :thup:
 
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WHoops just amended post realised I put expected, when it should read unexpected, doh
 
Our club decided to hold its AGM last night, Valentines, and still managed to get a turnout of over 100!
 
NO ONE HAS RESPONDED TO THIS ?!!!!!!!!!

You Sir have a very very loving step daughter and her partner had better realise this and keep hold of her. He'll not get a better one !

Thanks mate, really nice of you to say.

Her partner, left in her car before she set off for work - a red rose and a box of chocolates.

And yes he's a good 'un, they're getting married in August. :thup:
 
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