About time I ....

[paul1874]

..introduced myself, I have been reading this for a few months and thought it was time I posted something. Been golfing about 3 years. I am old(48), fat and crap at golf but really love it. Must get round to getting a handicap next year and a few more lessons.
Enjoy reading the forum as it can be informative and amusing.

Paul

 

[drawboy]

Welcome, fat and crap eh! souinds familiar...and close to home.

 

[ianshearin]

Im 51, are you saying im old!
You can call me fat, you can call me crap.. but old!

Oh, welcome to the forums

 

[Yerman]

Age is just a number, you are only as old as you feel.

 

[bobmac]

Welcome Paul from another early fifties fatty.
I am so crap I let a knob beat me. Mind you I was giving him his full handicap of 12 shots
My shrink says I ahould be over it by my 60th

 

[Macster]

You're only as old as the woman you feel..........


.....which considering I go horizontal jogging with Cheryl Cole in my dreams every night makes me 27.

*sigh* I wish........

 

[Alex1975]

Age is just a number, you are only as old as you feel.

If age is just a number then being fat and crap are just words?!


Welcome to the forum sir, great to have you along.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Welcome along. I don't think you're alone in the old and crap stakes.

 

[JustOne]

Welcome Paul

 

[viscount17]

all these bl**dy young whippersnappers, don't know what the world's coming to, in my day children were kept in a box . . .
nurse is it time for the tablets?

mind you in Leftie's day they didn't have boxes - too advanced.

 

[madandra]

I am sure your honesty about being fat and crap will be welcomed but you never owned up to the shame of being a JAM TART !!!!!!!

No wonder you sought asylum in London mate

 

[John_Findlay]

I spotted that, too. Fat, crap Jambo. Name's not Hartley by any chance?



Welcome. Sounds like you'll fit right in.

 

[paul1874]

I am sure your honesty about being fat and crap will be welcomed but you never owned up to the shame of being a JAM TART !!!!!!!

No wonder you sought asylum in London mate

Some of us just have great taste

 

[brendy]

Been golfing about 3 years. I am old(48), fat and crap at golf but really love it.

Smiffy is that you?